2012 - Philadelphia Phillies, At Least Cole is Staying

[PhillyPhreak54]

he is pretty good but hes a worthless player at 2B...you need more offensive production there.

as a SS, if hes hitting .250ish and hitting 8th on a good hitting team, thats alright. ultimately hes probably going to be a 9 hitter on an AL team that can take the offensive hit. like right now hed look real good on boston. maybe they dont want adrian gonzalez anymore?

Well this Phils team is modeled after the pre-roid days when 2B were slap hitting midgets. So he fits right in. Jose Lind!!

This, my friend, is the only way they can score with MAAAyberry up...a wild pitch. Because he swung right through that last fastball

Edit - he swung through another one!

MAAAyberry outcomes;

Swing through a BP fastball
Pop out
dribbler to SS

[Don Ho]

HA!  Passed ball brings in a run.  Mayberry is a joke right now. These farging clowns can't score for shtein.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Ruiz rung up on a shoe-top high fastball...he argues a bit.

You know its bad when Wheels is jerking off over a 2R lead "man its sweet to see it 2-0"

and they failed to get the run home from 3rd with less that two outs again

[MDS]

holy shtein is AAAberry awful. they are so bad situationally and that is basically the only way they can score runs. moving runners, sac flys, etc. and THEY SUCK at it.

lollllllll enberg just called the nationals the senators. i love him.

[Don Ho]

Just so godamned infuriating!!  2 on, no out and 1 run on a passed ball. 

[Don Ho]

Did Wheels really say that?  Marine layer seeping through the rug into his brain.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Mayberry since opening day: 9 Ks, 8 groundouts, 7 popouts, 5 singles, 4 flyouts.

That is farging brutal.

[MDS]

wiggerton and nix cant be any better

good job rube!

[Don Ho]

shtein I wish I could get the San Diego TV feed.  Love Dick Enberg.  The Senators, that made me laugh.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Did Wheels really say that?  Marine layer seeping through the rug into his brain.

lol yep...

Over/Under 01 June for Charlie losing his farging mind and blowing up like he did in Florida a few years ago

[Don Ho]

Mayberry since opening day: 9 Ks, 8 groundouts, 7 popouts, 5 singles, 4 flyouts.

That is farging brutal.

How is Dom Brown doing?  He can't be that bad.

[MDS]

hes hitting .240 with a .283 obp. 11 ks in 13 games.

good job rube!

[Don Ho]

WE WIN!  WHO GIVES A farg!

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://www.milb.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?t=t_ibp&cid=1410&stn=true&sid=t1410

Good God the Iron Pigs offense looks just as frightening!

DomDomDomDombedoobieDom is batting .240 0HR 8RBI 11k's in 50AB

[MDS]

lol joe thurston is on that team

holy crap