2012 Point and Laugh at the Skins thread

[Don Ho]

Exactly, happens in Philadelphia fan base once again labeled barbaric heathens that prey on woman and children.

[phattymatty]

I made a $500 bet this weekend that the Skins don't make the Super Bowl.

Actually it was $250 but later on we argued about who would win in a foot race. I don't look fast but I rarely lose a race, and this dude was like 6'5, 275 lbs so I assumed I would smoke him. He beat me by a few feet.

I can't imagine what the neighbors thought seeing a short white guy and a huge black guy racing down the street drunk on christmas eve.

[Sgt PSN]

Never race black people no matter how unathletic they might appear.  You should have challenged him to a game of darts or Parcheesi instead.

[hbionic]

Matty is Irish black though, so he had better than a white man's chance at winning.

[Sgt PSN]

If he's Irish then he'd have crushed him at darts.

[phattymatty]

seemed like unnecessary information at the time time but dude lives in dc and wants me to come out for beers right now. not sure if he likes me or if he's keeping tabs on me.

i'm sure i'm going to try to race him again tonight.

[hbionic]

I've got $5 on Phatty.

[phattymatty]

we only race in increments of $250.

[General_Failure]

Mex$250, then.

[SD]

Never race black people no matter how unathletic they might appear.  You should have challenged him to a game of darts or Parcheesi instead.

The black is a better athlete to begin with because he's been bred to be that way, because of his high thighs and big thighs that goes up into his back, and they can jump higher and run faster because of their bigger thighs and he's bred to be the better athlete because this goes back all the way to the Civil War when during the slave trade'n the big... the owner... the slave owner would, would, would, would breed his big black to his big woman so that he could have ah, ah big, ah big, ah big black kid see...

[PhillyPhreak54]

We need an Art Mills sob fest from ES to cement this momentous night.

Something really sappy.

[methdeez]

Kinda topical: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2013/01/one-thousand-reasons-to-hate-the-taterskins.html

[PhillyPhreak54]

Some jerkoff on ES says its freaky because the Skins won a SB 21 years ago (naturally meaning the 21 stands for Sean Taylor) and somehow that will help them today.

Then another douche says yeah it is and 2+1 = III

barf

Go Seattle

[PhillyPhreak54]

FedEx Field opened in 1997

today is the second playoffs game its hosted.

lol

[Munson]

Some jerkoff on ES says its freaky because the Skins won a SB 21 years ago (naturally meaning the 21 stands for Sean Taylor) and somehow that will help them today.

Then another douche says yeah it is and 2+1 = III

barf

Go Seattle

Good god