2012 Point and Laugh at the Skins thread

[SD]

Re-signed London Fletcher

[phattymatty]

rg3 was at some event and started doing the miss america hand wave to everyone. it was like a corny mcnabb flashback.

i used to like this guy but now that he's a skin a can't wait for him to blow up.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Sadly I agree...I was hoping he'd go to some NFL outpost city so I could root for him.

Now I hope he's Tim Couch or Akili Smith.

[BigEd76]

Meriweather arrested for DUI

[PhillyPhreak54]

Meriweather arrested for DUI

ES in full effect tonight

[PhillyPhreak54]

Holy shtein.

"Twas the Night Before Griffmas"

    Ah, fellow taterskin fans, I, just as many of you, are huddled anxiously around your computers, tablets, twitter feeds, or perhaps ESPN or NFL Network, as we anxiously await the coming of a great holiday, only hours away. Through grown men (and women) we may be, we wait anxiously like little school children, knowing that the gift we have long dreamed of will be ours so very soon.

    In the meantime, I would like to cordially invite you all to sit back and enjoy a reading of a truly timeless classic, one that may even be passed on from our generation to the next. So please, curl up next to your laptop or iPad with a fresh cup of hot cocoa, maybe a few cookies or treats,s I proudly share with you the telling of, Twas the Night Before Griffmas...



    Twas the night before Griffmas, when all through the house,
    Not a Skins blogger was stirring, not even his mouse.
    taterskins socks were hung by the chimney with love,
    In hopes they'd fit St. Robert's feet like a glove.
    The Shanahans were nestled, all snug in their beds,
    with nightmares of interceptions (Rex) still dancing in their heads.
    And though still irked by a reduction of their cap,
    Papa Shanny and Young Kyle settled for a late spring nap.

    When out on the field there arose such a clatter,
    They sprang from the locker room to see what was the matter.
    Away to the sidelines they flew in great haste,
    They readied their playbooks with no time to waste.
    The moon on the breast of the field freshly green,
    Gave lustre of mid-day to the assembling team.
    When, what to their wondering eyes should appear,
    But a young Baylor quarterback, rocking full taterskins gear.

    That young draft prospect, so much talent and speed,
    They knew with no doubt, this must be RG3.
    More imposing than the Iggles, the defense it came,
    To his teammates he whistled, and called them by name.
    On Monty, on Lichty, oh this O-line needs fixin',
    Just don't let me down, cuz' that safety is blitzin'!
    Oh form a strong line, create a great wall,
    Now block away! block away! block away all!

    Dressed in Burgundy and Gold, from his head to his butt,
    With his jersey slightly tarnished from the grass and the mud.
    A 300-pound tackle, nearly draped on his back,
    But with nimble footwork, he eluded the sack.
    And with an arm that could easily reach the club deck,
    Is it even a fair contest for Grossman and Beck?

    He spoke not a word, but went straight to his mission,
    To lead the taterskins back to playoff position.
    With his bracelets and sleeve, he was quite a sight,
    A party on the left arm, but all business on the right.
    He sprang from the huddle, after giving the play call,
    And down the field they flew, with the snap of the ball.
    But fans heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
    HAIL TO THE taterskinS, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!









    MERRY GRIFFMAS EVERYBODY!

[SD]

I really hope who ever wrote that dies a painful death.

[PhillyGirl]

The fans are going to be insufferable. I hope this kid flops like Ryan Leaf.

[MDS]

its tough to hate rg3 since he seems like a legit dude but....yea farg this guy

[Eagaholic]

Pulitzer or Noble Prize for literature, not sure which will come first. But I am honored to have read that work and am weeping.

Too bad RG3 went to Washington and I'll have to root against him. Seems like one of the more likeable kids to have come out in the last few years.

[PhillyGirl]

He'll be ruined after 2 years there.

[Rome]

Ass.

Holes.

[Sgt PSN]

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

This LeRiebus guy seems like the kind of guy the Eagles would infuriate us by taking.

[PhillyPhreak54]

This LeRiebus guy seems like the kind of guy the Eagles would infuriate us by taking.

Which means some cock on ES is writing a poem about him.