Social Media

[smeags]

you seem to have a ton of knowledge on that dic pic subject.

[MDS]

thats why they call me the cock master

[smeags]

 

[Tomahawk]

I farging love snapchat and I'm 42. Girls send tit pics all the time and it's awesome. A globally popular app is what'sapp

[Sgt PSN]

WhatsApp is really more like an upgraded and more customizable replacement for your stock text messaging app more so than a comparable social media platform to twitter, fb, or snapchat.

Line is another popular one.   

[phattymatty]

if a girls gonna snapchat you tits she will also text them to you. fact.

[Rome]

I deactivated my Facebook account today.  I've been receiving some really creepy messages from people (nobody here) and I got a "friend" request from a co-worker who is a backstabbing slice of shtein pizza, so that was it from me. 

I know I can adjust the settings but it's worse than high school in there, so farg it.

You all care.

[ice grillin you]

welcome to the club....i got out earlier this year

[MDS]

you drama queens

its really easy to have it and use it infrequently/scroll past people you dont care about's baby pictures. you dont have to mix it up with neanderthals.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I wasn't on there much to begin with but have cut back to almost nil since the election

Open it up and see nothing but political bullshtein

[Sgt PSN]

You don't even have to scroll by them.  Just unfollow them and you don't see anything they post unless you go direct to their page.

You can also adjust who have visibility over your individual posts when you post them. My farging 85 yr old grandmother is on FB for farg sake, so my default posting options are set to exclude her because...well...nana doesn't need to read all the things I say about her Jesus.

[ice grillin you]

i dont have any friends who are not progressive and certainly wouldnt accept a friend on facebook who wasnt progressive....my reason for leaving was zuckerbergs pure joy of trump running for president....he admitted in an interview that the best thing that ever happened to facebook was trump...thats when i dipped

i also quit because my actual friends annoyed me more than any political stuff i ever saw which was minimal...kids vacation pics errands towawa....it was repug...i love you but no one cares what you did today

[MDS]

My farging 85 yr old grandmother is on FB for farg sake, so my default posting options are set to exclude her because...well...nana doesn't need to read all the things I say about her Jesus.

pics?

[Sgt PSN]

pics?

Sure, you want current or pics from when she was some sort of baker or something when she was a young woman  in Germany. I assume she was a baker or some sorts. She doesn't talk about it much, just says she was was an oven operator for the Nazis.  Hell of a cook, I can tell you that.

[MDS]

Sure, you want current or pics from when she was some sort of baker or something when she was a young woman  in Germany. I assume she was a baker or some sorts. She doesn't talk about it much, just says she was was an oven operator for the Nazis.  Hell of a cook, I can tell you that.

edited for you. when it comes to holocaust humor you gotta be quick. its not a funny subject so the humor is shock value, and the longer you hammer home a shock value joke the worse it is. so quick in, quick out. you had a good first sentence and didnt need the second.

in short, leave the comedy to us. you do the manual labor.