Kate Motherfargin Upton Thread

DH · July 18, 2011, 01:01:44 PM

that dougie video is about a 14 on the 10 scale

ice grillin you · July 18, 2011, 01:06:30 PM

Quote from: DH on July 18, 2011, 01:01:44 PM
that dougie video is about a 14 on the 10 scale

other than certain wire scenes ive never seen a better video

phattymatty · July 18, 2011, 01:14:40 PM

for real?

she's definitely hot as shtein but that awkward white girl dougie is unflattering.

Diomedes · July 18, 2011, 01:17:37 PM

you are very mistaken bro

that chick in that video is the definition of attractive

ice grillin you · July 18, 2011, 01:28:00 PM

she oozes gallons of sexiness out of every single effin pore in her body in that video....and after i watch it my penis oozes sexiness out of its pore

Diomedes · July 18, 2011, 01:37:28 PM

she's so playful..some lucky bastich gets to have recess with her..

I wish him well

DH · July 18, 2011, 02:34:00 PM

that tiny skirt is what got me

PoopyfaceMcGee · July 18, 2011, 03:00:57 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on July 18, 2011, 01:28:00 PM
she oozes gallons of sexiness out of every single effin pore in her body in that video....and after i watch it my penis oozes sexiness out of its pore

Using the word "sexiness" in both of those places cheapens it for her. You're better than that.

QB Eagles · July 18, 2011, 08:16:47 PM

Quote from: FastFreddie on July 18, 2011, 12:33:05 PMYou could nit pick here and there, but very few women are more naturally perfect in their late teens.

And even fewer women are more naturally perfect at other ages!

b-man · July 18, 2011, 08:23:08 PM

She's alright, but she's no Cliff Lee. I love him.

SD · July 18, 2011, 09:29:57 PM

Quote from: phattymatty on July 18, 2011, 01:14:40 PM
for real?

she's definitely hot as shtein but that awkward white girl dougie is unflattering.

Gotta agree with matty here. If she's not as attractive as she is every person in this thread is calling her a dumb annoying skinny spoiled white american teenage bimbo.

QB Eagles · July 18, 2011, 11:25:37 PM

Quote from: SD on July 18, 2011, 09:29:57 PM
If she's not as attractive as she is every person in this thread is calling her a dumb annoying skinny spoiled white american teenage bimbo.

I don't really get why it has to be one or the other. Like Kim Kardashian before her, I'm sure that being directly exposed to her personality or thoughts for any length of time would be a soul-draining experience, but being directly exposed to her body for any length of time would be a cock-draining experience.

Luckily in this thread we are staring at pictures of her tits and not listening to audio clips of her dopey opinions.

MDS · July 19, 2011, 12:05:25 AM

ice grillin you · July 19, 2011, 07:06:16 AM

Quote from: SD on July 18, 2011, 09:29:57 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on July 18, 2011, 01:14:40 PM
for real?

she's definitely hot as shtein but that awkward white girl dougie is unflattering.

Gotta agree with matty here. If she's not as attractive as she is every person in this thread is calling her a dumb annoying skinny spoiled white american teenage bimbo.

except shes not skinny loves sports and rocked a great dougie...other than that i totally agree

she ripped off a better dougie than john wall ever has and she a throws a baseball better than him

WIN

PoopyfaceMcGee · July 19, 2011, 08:15:21 AM

The only thing that can ruin her is if starts dating John Wall.

Or gets too fat. Or too skinny.