CF The Movie

hbionic · June 10, 2011, 08:25:02 PM

It's about time we start thinking about making a movie.

Who would would play who?

Phatty- Jeff Ross
rjs- Elijah Wood
PG-Justin Bieber
T-Hawk- Daniel Tosh
Sarge- Sean Penn as 'Sam Dawson' (I am Sam) in character
Chuck Chillout- Joe Clair
General Failure- Chunk from the Goonies
MDS- Giovani Ribisi
Diomedes- Alan Rickman (the German guy from Diehard...must wear beard)
SD-Pauly shore
FS64-Anthony Hopkins
IGY- Fat Joe or any other wanna black person
hbionic-Mario Lopez (because of the obvious similarties)
Zanshin- Diedrich Bader as 'Rex' (Napoleon Dynamite) in character
Phreak- Russel Crowe (shaved head)
Sus-John Goodman
MURP-Stone Cold Steve Austin
DieHard-Mark Walberg
Fast Freddie-John Leguizamo
Munson- Woddy Harrelson (who else?)
King Cole-
Father Demon- Richard Kiel (both equally tall and pretty)
MMH- Ted Danson
Mad-Lad- Hayden Christensen
FS61-Kenny Rogers
phillymic2000-Brad William Henke
Paco- Horatio Sanz
Smeags-Jason Statham
BigEd76-Chris Christie
Rome-Michael Gross
Mussa-Simon Cowell
Charlie-
Beermonkey-
Don Ho- Graham Greene
Eagaholic- Dana Carvey
Lurking Weirdo-
4thand26-David Cross
reese- Lou Ferigno
Eagles Legendz
Sunmo-Ricky Jervais
Yeti-Paul McCartney
Feva- Denzel
Shorebird- George Carlin
QB Eagles- Mike Birbiglia

------There is still a bunch of you f'ers that I need to add. Help me out here

Plot?

hbionic · June 10, 2011, 08:25:29 PM

No, I do not have anything better to do.

Sgt PSN · June 10, 2011, 08:39:21 PM

phatty - Jeff Ross is farging brilliant. Freddie being portrayed by John Leguizamo is hilarious. LOL @ PG and Russell.

lurking weirdo would most definitely be portrayed by David Duke. In fact, I'm not convinced they aren't one in the same.

MDS · June 10, 2011, 08:43:29 PM

this is super, super gay

i demand producer credit

PhillyPhreak54 · June 10, 2011, 08:47:01 PM

lolol

Now everytime I read Dio's posts it will be with a German accent in my head.

reese125 · June 10, 2011, 09:59:26 PM

I would love to do make-up. Thanks.

SD · June 10, 2011, 10:13:29 PM

Pauly Shore? I don't know if I've ever been so insulted.

rjs/Elijah Woods

ice grillin you · June 10, 2011, 10:13:40 PM

lol fat joe is puerto rican/cuban

Zanshin · June 10, 2011, 10:38:11 PM

Hbionic, watch yer cornhole, bud.

Sgt PSN · June 10, 2011, 10:44:48 PM

That's the Office Space Deidrich Bader. Napolean Dynamite Deidrich Bader was a fake ninja who wore zubas and married a tranny. Pretty much how I imagine you actually being. Minus the tranny wife.

Zanshin · June 10, 2011, 10:46:57 PM

Never saw it. My wife will be thrilled to hear you don't think she's a tranny.

Eagaholic · June 10, 2011, 10:49:28 PM

I can see Chuggie played by the Taco Bell talking chihuahua, it's pretty much a gimme.

SD · June 10, 2011, 10:50:13 PM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on June 10, 2011, 10:44:48 PM
That's the Office Space Deidrich Bader. Napolean Dynamite Deidrich Bader was a fake ninja who wore zubas and married a tranny. Pretty much how I imagine you actually being. Minus the tranny wife.

I never made the connection that they were the same person

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A939QRRSNV4

Eagles_Legendz · June 10, 2011, 11:08:50 PM

can't decide if this is the worst or best thing i've ever seen.

Sgt PSN · June 10, 2011, 11:11:30 PM

This is easily one of the worst threads ever, no doubt about that. The fact that it's received this many responses shows just how awful this place, and you people, are.