Re: Random Gun Information Still Not Worthy of a New Thread

[Tomahawk]

Thanks for that breaking news.

Thanks for the erroneous early report

[ice grillin you]

CF is about being first not correct

[PhillyPhreak54]

You can thank Action News in PHL for that report

[MDS]

i think the report was that someone spotted someone that may look like him in fairmount park....which means he was there of course

[PhillyPhreak54]

Obviously, yes.

[Tomahawk]

I got my FOID card today. Buy some stock in light bulbs because I'm never using a switch again

[General_Failure]

Moneybags over here can afford a lovechild and bullets in this economy?

[Tomahawk]

Not to mention all the light bulbs I'll be going through. And potatoes to get the remnants of the bulb out of the socket.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Be a man and shoot the broken bulbs out

[Tomahawk]

What kind of ammo should I use to do that without damaging the socket? 9mm?

[PhillyPhreak54]

.22?

Kill the socket too. That socket should've had a gun of its own to protect itself.

[Tomahawk]

Nah...I'll use the potatoes with glass embedded in them to make vodka to serve hbionic so he can toughen up his throat

[PhillyPhreak54]

lolol

Touché. Good idea

[hunt]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/trophy-hunter-dies-after-wounded-elephant-crushes-him-in-zimbabwe/ar-BBBnAVE?li=BBnbfcL

A big game hunter died Friday in Zimbabwe when a member of his hunting group fired their gun at an elephant striking it and causing it to fall on him.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Good riddance