Random Eagles Information Still Not Worthy of a New Thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

@LesBowen: Nate Allen says he was accused of masturbating in front of a woman or women while he was in his truck at a busy Ft. Myers intersection.

We need SD's take on the woman falsely accusing him

[ice grillin you]

We need your level of relief at an eagle being innocent

[PhillyPhreak54]

Its Nate Allen and he's a FA to be - so I dont really care about the Eagle aspect of it

But I do care that someone gets apparently falsely accused

[General_Failure]

It wouldn't be the first time he sat around with his dick in his hand while someone flew by him, though.

[PhillyPhreak54]

That was Nnamdi's fault remember? Or was it Coleman's?

Throw them all into a pit of acid!

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://www.csnphilly.com/football-philadelphia-eagles/eagles-fans-deserve-more-silence-front-office

[ice grillin you]

they have a solid roster so probably more like 8-8, 9-7 but if any team with a winning record is primed for an implosion its the eagles....they are a mess of an organization right now

[SD]

It's called the Lurie factor. He doesn't run the team it runs him.

[PhillyPhreak54]

they have a solid roster so probably more like 8-8, 9-7 but if any team with a winning record is primed for an implosion its the eagles....they are a mess of an organization right now

A mess of an organization? Not even close.

[MDS]

they have an antisocial college coach who might or might not have aspergers as the coach/gm

the previous gm is now making more money, doing less work, and running the equipment department

the new "gm" is a 15 year old kid who was at alabama for a day and a half

the owner recently traded his wife for a newer asian one

the owner's old wife is still hanging around doing stuff

the qb has 1 year left on his deal and nobody knows if he's good enough or if the coach/gm even likes him

they cut their most talented player because he didnt drink his smoothies or something

BUT EVERYTHING IS AWESOME GO EAGLES BEST TEAM EVER

[PhillyPhreak54]

So 4-12 season then?

Got it

[SD]

So 4-12 season then?

Got it

If only the Eagles hired McCloughan before the taterskins did.

[ice grillin you]

they have an antisocial college coach who might or might not have aspergers as the coach/gm

the previous gm is now making more money, doing less work, and running the equipment department

the new "gm" is a 15 year old kid who was at alabama for a day and a half

the owner recently traded his wife for a newer asian one

the owner's old wife is still hanging around doing stuff

the qb has 1 year left on his deal and nobody knows if he's good enough or if the coach/gm even likes him

they cut their most talented player because he didnt drink his smoothies or something

BUT EVERYTHING IS AWESOME GO EAGLES BEST TEAM EVER

haha

[MDS]

So 4-12 season then?

Got it

its a definite possibility....id have it like this as of today. obviously free agency will be key.

50% - they win 8-10 teams again and maybe make the playoffs
35% - complete blow up
15% - improve to 11-13 wins and become sb contender

[PhillyPhreak54]

lol at 4-12 a "definite possibility"