Random Eagles Information Still Not Worthy of a New Thread

[ice grillin you]

good hands against buffalo jace

[Diomedes]

So, basically, you're begging for a hippo fight.

It's inevitable.  I just wanted to shtein in the puddle before they start flopping around.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Daniel Jeremiah (former Eagles scout):

Eagles roster is loaded with star players but 1 unknown player could have a huge impact in '12--Rookie FA KR Damaris Johnson

[General_Failure]

And suddenly them trying to start 7 UDFAs every year makes a little more sense.

[ice grillin you]

he is ridiculously quick going in an out of his breaks...reminds me a lot of dante hall

cant wait to see him at camp

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Jeff and Christina Lurie divorcing. Jeff seen on South Street with huge stogie in mouth wearing "SINGLE AND DTF" t-shirt.

[SD]

Jeff and Christina Lurie divorcing. Jeff seen on South Street with huge stogie in mouth wearing "SINGLE AND DTF" t-shirt.

Good for him. Now she gets to take him for half his worth because she earned it for no good reason.

Now let's ditch the midnight green and bring the kelly green back.

[PhillyPhreak54]

lol

Get rid of the fashionista "co-owner" and bring back the Kelly green now that she's gone.

[General_Failure]

I want this to be true. I also want to hear that Jeff is going through a string of cheerleaders, getting hair plugs, and that Christina was the only thing holding him back from switching to blue and yellow permanently.

[QB Eagles]

So, no more windmills?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Jeff whacks his boy Joey B and now his old lady.

Hardcore!

[BigEd76]

What's next, a V.I. Warshawski remake?

[hbionic]

What's next, a V.I. Warshawski remake?

I almost remembered what that meant without looking it up. Almost. Good for me?

[DH]

Damaris Johnson is just what the Eagles need - another 5'8" 170lb WR. Yup, gamechanger.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Speaking of huge guys, Dion Lewis was arrested for something in Albany NY.