2010/11 Phillies Offseason Thread

Started by MDS, October 24, 2010, 01:23:59 AM

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MDS

you need to stick a lacrosse stick up your Hoyda icehole you wanna be elitist white trash dork
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

MDS

some fag boston douche consistently trying to get a rise out of people who like baseball while he would gladly bang connor and kyle and whatever piece of shtein upper class maryland prep school white boy who flings his faggy lacrosse stick in his general direction

you hack four eyed farg farg you
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

Two posts? Get ahold of yourself, Susan.

But speaking of which I played an actual full contact lacrosse game this weekend for the first time in like seven years. I'm sore as shtein and it's ridiculous to see a grown man with bruises all over his arms, but you'll be happy to know that I've still got it.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

youve got terrible taste in everything except for football and in person conversational skills
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

None of which disproves the fact that baseball is boring and its participants are not athletes.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee


MDS

Quote from: rjs246 on March 07, 2011, 09:38:05 PM
None of which disproves the fact that baseball is boring and its participants are not athletes.

im like 20 years younger than you and 3 years ago i realized me going into the flyers talk and saying how terrible hockey was was a giant waste of time

just a heads up that i, an ass and an idiot, figured that out and stopped that schtick yet here we are its 2011 and you still feel the need to express to everyone that you dont like baseball

great no one gives a flying farg
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Eagles_Legendz


SD

I laughed out loud several times reading this page.

PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: MDS on March 07, 2011, 09:31:06 PM
some fag boston douche consistently trying to get a rise out of people who like baseball while he would gladly bang connor and kyle and whatever piece of shtein upper class maryland prep school white boy who flings his faggy lacrosse stick in his general direction

you hack four eyed farg farg you

Todd's half in the bag.

Cheap tequila!

Sgt PSN

Quote from: MDS on March 07, 2011, 09:43:49 PM
im like 20 years younger than you and 3 years ago i realized me going into the flyers talk and saying how terrible hockey was was a giant waste of time

just a heads up that i, an ass and an idiot, figured that out and stopped that schtick yet here we are its 2011 and you still feel the need to express to everyone that you dont like baseball

3 years ago or the 3rd post in last season's Flyers thread......same thing, right?

Quote from: MDS on October 02, 2009, 12:17:31 PM
yay the nhl!


MDS

that was genuine, i was really excited for ice-related athletic activity
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Don Ho

Quote from: MDS on March 07, 2011, 09:01:44 PM
lol oswalt

its already starting with you you bitch

It was meant as a joke.  I could give a shtein about spring training stats - especially pitchers.  I am happy to see Francisco and Valdez hitting the ball as that's who were going to have opening day.  No ones bitching, no ones crying.  Have another cocktail, chill out.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Rome

todd's funny when he breaks out the mad dog.

ice grillin you

i love how he says theres literally nothing to worry about with the phillies

when in fact the only thing to not worry about is the starting pitching...and the eigth inning

yes that one non worry is sooper dooper but anyone that thinks they are just gonna rolll thru the regular season much less win the world series is way off base
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous