2010/11 Phillies Offseason Thread

Started by MDS, October 24, 2010, 01:23:59 AM

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BigEd76

Before John Clark stalked AAA Brown at the airport, he did an interview with Dykstra.  He's seriously at a Gary Busey level of mess.  Said he was homeless "for 2 years like that guy...uh....Gandhi" but now he's back in his $10M home and everyone's gonna come crawling back to suck his dick, he never ripped off any legitimate businessmen, says he can't be killed, says he hasn't talked to Mitch Williams since the middle of '93 for all the stress he put people through before blowing the World Series and going back on TV like everyone likes him again ("You wouldn't see Bill Butler going back to Boston and going on TV after blowing the World Series, would ya?")

Don Ho

"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Don Ho

QuoteStill, the first spiked shoe to drop is pretty straightforward. If Utley opens the season on the disabled list, and barring a trade, Valdez will start in his place. He started in centerfield here yesterday, and, with the help of two infield singles, went 3-for-3 against the Tigers and raised his spring average to .533. He also was thrown out twice on the bases. It will be just like when he filled in at shortstop while Jimmy Rollins was injured last year.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

PhillyGirl

"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Don Ho

"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Sgt PSN

I honestly think that Dykstra saw the attention that Sheen is getting from saying stupid shtein and is trying to get his own piece of that pie.  He said "winning" too many times for me to think he's not trying to copy Sheen. 

That said, he had a few original gems in there, so good luck to him trying to cash in on a reality show. 

Don Ho

Oswalt's line today:

                               IP   H   R   ER   BB    SO HR   ERA
Oswalt(L, 0-1)      2.2  4   5    3     0      3    2    7.71


Beast Valdez 1 home run.  Now batting .529

Worley looked like shtein today.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

PoopyfaceMcGee


Don Ho

To worried about The Heat right now to be concerned about Oswalt, Utley, Brown, etc.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

MDS

lol oswalt

its already starting with you you bitch
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54


MDS

who the farg looks at spring training stats...they mean dick

could anything be more useless? next thing people are gonna be crying because danys beaz got lit up 2 weeks ago in a B game.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

Well, Danys Baez farging sucks...so whats your point?

MDS

hes the last man out of the pen what he does is irrelevant

we have so little to complain about phillies wise that minutia like mop up mexican gets discussed. whats next, is brian schnieder not good enough to play once a week?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

You all need your farging heads examined.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.