Eagles/Bengals Game Thread

PoopyfaceMcGee · August 25, 2010, 11:06:12 AM

I drink when I feel like it. I usually have more than one, because it's not really worth it to stop at one. I try to avoid complete inebriation on weeknights, but shtein happens.

ice grillin you · August 25, 2010, 11:08:49 AM

Quote from: Diomedes on August 25, 2010, 06:15:16 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 24, 2010, 09:35:52 PMI'm the perfect functioning alcoholic

Russell thinks he's the best at that. Drunk fight!

lol

rjs246 · August 25, 2010, 11:18:41 AM

Why would I want to compete with my fellow functionals? We should unite and show the normal world how farging boring their life is. You think people would be strapping bombs to their chests and blowing shtein up if they could just take the edge off with delicious miller lite?

ice grillin you · August 25, 2010, 11:20:11 AM

they do it with peyote instead

rjs246 · August 25, 2010, 11:21:02 AM

Heathens.

phattymatty · August 25, 2010, 11:38:46 AM

beer

Tomahawk · August 25, 2010, 12:03:16 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on August 25, 2010, 11:18:41 AM
You think people would be strapping bombs to their chests and blowing shtein up if they could just take the edge off with delicious miller lite?

Yes...surprisingly, massive consumption of alcohol is not conducive to good decision making. Also Miller Lite sucks so they'd be pissed off drunks

rjs246 · August 25, 2010, 12:04:07 PM

You and your lies need to just stop.

PoopyfaceMcGee · August 25, 2010, 12:05:28 PM

I like the new dispos-a-keg, or whatever they're calling it. If you like Miller Lite, you'll love it.

paco · August 25, 2010, 12:09:27 PM

Quote from: Tomahawk on August 25, 2010, 12:03:16 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 25, 2010, 11:18:41 AM
You think people would be strapping bombs to their chests and blowing shtein up if they could just take the edge off with delicious miller lite?

Yes...surprisingly, massive consumption of alcohol is not conducive to good decision making. Also Miller Lite sucks so they'd be pissed off drunks

Miller Lite is delicious and the next morning I dont:
1) Feel like death
2) Have to use the can 15 times

PoopyfaceMcGee · August 25, 2010, 12:43:55 PM

3) JO like a champion?

Rome · August 25, 2010, 12:56:09 PM

Try seeing it from my perspective, boys & girls. I'm 45 and most of the rest of you are in your 20's & 30's. Keep getting hammered every night until you reach my age and you'll be in the morgue before you hit 50.

PS: Go Birds.

Seabiscuit36 · August 25, 2010, 01:12:43 PM

Who wants to live to be as old as Romey. Gimmie booze or give me death.

Peyote is the ish

Tomahawk · August 25, 2010, 01:16:47 PM

Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 25, 2010, 01:12:43 PM
Who wants to live to be as old as Romey.

No kidding...this guy doesn't even want to live to be that old:

paco · August 25, 2010, 01:32:59 PM

Quote from: FastFreddie on August 25, 2010, 12:43:55 PM
3) JO like a champion?

Of course not. Thats part of my nighttime routine.