Brent Celek on Ask an Eagle

[PhillyGirl]

Just know I'll be quick with the delete button on here.

You are all welcome to start threads now if you want.

[General_Failure]

Just know I'll be quick with the delete button on here.

What have I done?!

[Zanshin]

If Brent plays football this year as well as he posts on Facebook, he's in for an outstanding year.

[SD]

Dear Brent,
I feel like I can call you Brent because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed by my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about. And more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. And I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. I'm sure our relationship would be a real Touchdown.
SD

[rjs246]

Dear Brent,
I feel like I can call you Brent because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed by my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about. And more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. And I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. I’m sure our relationship would be a real Touchdown.
SD

This is a round about way of getting to a good first question.

Brent, do you watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? And if not, explain yourself immediately.

[PhillyGirl]

Start threads idiots. LOL

[Zanshin]

Love it.

[rjs246]

Dear Brent-

Being a white tight end is fine, I guess, just don't ever act like Chris Cooley. That dude is a farging weirdo.

Yes I know that was not a question.

Love,

rjs246

[PhillyGirl]

just an FYI...I told him to wait a day or 2 to answer questions so you all have time to ask them.

[Diomedes]

so I can stop hitting F5 every ten seconds now?

[PhillyGirl]

The sooner you all ask questions, the sooner you'll see his answers. I'm not having him come by for one question (Zanshin's).

[General_Failure]

so I can stop hitting F5 every ten seconds now?

Yes, but do it anyway. We don't use much of the bandwidth we're allowed each month.

[SD]

The sooner you all ask questions, the sooner you'll see his answers.

Is that how it works? I thought he could read our mind.

[General_Failure]

The sooner you all ask questions, the sooner you'll see his answers.

Is that how it works? I thought he could read our mind.

If he could read minds, he wouldn't have agreed to this.

[Diomedes]

How did he agree to this anyway?  It's 5:00 p.m. MURP, do you know where your wife is?