Brent Celek on Ask an Eagle

[ice grillin you]

He IS coming here to answer questions. Most likely some time on Friday or over the weekend. I do not have time to make up a whole line of bullshtein and/or waste GF's time.

Again, point out what is stupidity in your eyes and I'll remove it (maybe).

first of all theres way to many questions...looking now for the first time since the other day it seems youve cleaned up much of the nonsense...but id try to come up with four or five really good questions that could possibly create semi non snoozfest answers...questions (and hopefully) answers you wouldnt see in the typical medium...and let him go from there...it basically should be like in an interview unless youve talked to him and know thats hes going to be like a new member here and not an eagle player answering questions...that would be totally different

[General_Failure]

but id try to come up with four or five really good questions

No, you wouldn't.

[Munson]

He IS coming here to answer questions. Most likely some time on Friday or over the weekend. I do not have time to make up a whole line of bullshtein and/or waste GF's time.

Again, point out what is stupidity in your eyes and I'll remove it (maybe).

first of all theres way to many questions...looking now for the first time since the other day it seems youve cleaned up much of the nonsense...but id try to come up with four or five really good questions that could possibly create semi non snoozfest answers...questions (and hopefully) answers you wouldnt see in the typical medium...and let him go from there...it basically should be like in an interview unless youve talked to him and know thats hes going to be like a new member here and not an eagle player answering questions...that would be totally different

As you stated, you very clearly have not read his twitter and/or facebook. The dude's been bullshteintin with people all week on there, the only difference is here there's about 15-20 of the same people he'll be bullshteintin with.

[MDS]

lol hes now telling you how to handle it

hands off control freak, this is yet another area thats better off without your dusty fingerprints that most likely just came from munsons uncles rape dungeon

[ice grillin you]

trying to figure out why you all would go out of your way to get an eagle player here then talk about how much you dont care that hes here or thats its just a message board

like i said if someone is friends with him and hes coming here to hang out every day and shtein then thats completely different...but if hes coming here as an eagle to strictly answer a few questions why not make the most you can out of it...granted in the end its probably gonna be much ado bout nothing...but why wouldnt you at least try

[shorebird]

i am literally beside myself here that you guys thought that was fun and a way to welcome him

There is a thing in this world we know as...life.

Please....get one.

[General_Failure]

I like how IGY thinks there was any planning or forethought that went into this. Because that's totally how we do things.

[shorebird]

And of course, he could have done it much better, because all he does all day while supposedly working for the government is post on a message board.

Farg it, I'm hungry with the munchies. Going to 7-11.

[ice grillin you]

As you stated, you very clearly have not read his twitter and/or facebook. The dude's been bullshteintin with people all week on there, the only difference is here there's about 15-20 of the same people he'll be bullshteintin with.

lol you are so excited

like i said if hes just gonna chill and bullshtein as a new member then dont make a board for him and have him farg around on the eagle board and answer some shtein informally as well as rap about shtein like we do...that would actually be pretty chill

but if hes gonna answer serious football related shtein on a question and answer board then step your games up

I like how IGY thinks there was any planning or forethought that went into this. Because that's totally how we do things.

i dont think that...in fact i wasnt even sure if it was real till pg just told me so

but as i said why would you go get him and then not prepare at all

And of course, he could have done it much better, because all he does all day while supposedly working for the government is post on a message board.

never said that...but there are people here that can...yours would be the first question deleted...and munsons groupie ho ass would literally be banned from talking to him...internet stalking is serious shtein

[Munson]

What reason would I have to be "so excited" if I could just write the same question on his twitter or facebook page? Again the difference is on there he's getting swamped with questions and comments, where as here it's a bit more controlled.



Get over yourself.

[ice grillin you]

not many things in the world scream groupie more than reading an athletes twitter page

and just in general i can almost feel you shaking with the nervousness of a 20 year...i mean 10 year old in the autograph line at lehigh

[Munson]

lol god you're awful.


Get over yourself.

[shorebird]

And of course, he could have done it much better, because all he does all day while supposedly working for the government is post on a message board.

never said that...but there are people here that can...yours would be the first question deleted

Yes, because I'm not a cool down with it bro' who fits your frame on a message board.

By the way, it was more than one question you government  leechin' bitch boy.

[Rome]

Narcissism for the motherfargin win...

[rjs246]

What's great is that IGY is taking Celek's potential appearance so seriously that he's exclaiming that he's embarrassed by other people's questions, but simultaneously trying to mock others for being excited.

How about this... no one cares.

The MODs don't care because they didn't put that much thought into it. It's a cool opportunity and they took it.

Most of the posters don't care for a variety of reasons. It's cool that a player might join in on the nonsense, but I think everyone recognizes that the chances of him (or any player) settling in as 'one of the clowns' on the board are slim to none. Might as well have fun with it and not get ourselves bent out of shape over the quality or seriousness of the questions.

Finally, and most importantly, there's no chance that Celek, or any other player, would care enough to take this seriously. If he does take it seriously he's a douche. I mean honestly. Spend 5 minutes reading this board and try to figure out who would take it seriously. Douchebags, that's who. So either he'll take it seriously and bore the piss out of the crowd OR he'll have a sense of humor and have fun with it OR, I guess, he'll be a robot constricted by what he can/will say.

In any case it shouldn't make a lick of difference in how we 'behave' towards him on a farging internet message board. Christ.