Hippos

[Yeti]

This excellent book teaches the mentally infirm in short simple steps about the wonders that God created. It also teaches them that anyone entrusted with the word of God as given from an agent of the good lord should not be questioned no matter how much it hurts their backside.

[hbionic]

Thank you, thank you, thank you Dio. Those comments were awesome. I was reading them while on the shteinter and I was crying while peeing and pooping. It felt delicious.

"At least he doesn't molest the cat like the godless heathen he once was."

[Diomedes]

business meeting in russia



source

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xx36zr_tets-video-e-ssizahg-isuah-ixzab-bu_news

[Tomahawk]

comedy gold in the comments

http://www.amazon.com/Helping-Retarded-Know-H-R-Hahn/product-reviews/0570063507/ref=cm_cr_pr_btm_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=byRankDescending

Holy shtein, Dio, stay away from Muskogee, OK

27 of 27 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Nothing but problems, May 14, 2014
By C. W. Garrison "lan10base2" (Muskogee, OK) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Helping the Retarded to Know God (Hardcover)
I have a retarded son. He's a big fella about 6'5", with incredible strength. He would be a great asset to any sports team if not for his feeble mind. After reading this book he now violently runs after every hipster with a beard screaming "JEEEEESUS, JEEEEESUS, JEEEEESUS" It's quite terrifying to watch as he sets off to hunt them down like a crazed linebacker in a championship event. I've seen many Apple products shattered, and many gallons of Starbucks spilled as these poor trendsetters run for their lives. It's a sad thing to watch these unfortunate hipsters lose control of their bowls in terror as he hugs the Holy Spirit into them.

[Diomedes]

farging the wrong chicken

[Eagaholic]

comedy gold in the comments

http://www.amazon.com/Helping-Retarded-Know-H-R-Hahn/product-reviews/0570063507/ref=cm_cr_pr_btm_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=byRankDescending

So I started surfing, looking at the book title. Came across this gem of a website

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=79746

[Susquehanna Birder]

Holy moly...I sometimes forget just how dangerously ignorant people can be.

(I'd like to see a video of Mary what's-her-name actually gushing for Jesus.)

[MDS]

thats a parody site, right?

[Susquehanna Birder]

After reading the post (and some of the threads) from Cranky Old Man, I'd have to think it's all parody. At least I hope so.

[Yeti]

I can't be bothered reading crazy people shtein.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Because you're too busy writing it?

[PhillyPhreak54]

And yet(i) you post and read

[Yeti]

Funny shtein and bat crazy fanatical shtein are two way different things.

[General_Failure]

I also skip The Wire thread.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Oh yeah?! Well I skip the game of throne thread so take that!

Corner wars! Wire vs GOT!