2010 College Football Thread

[SunMo]

nothing, my view of you will never be the same

[shorebird]

FOOTBALL TRUTHS

It's that time of the year and we need to remember a few things about some of our more famous college football teams.

(1) What does the average Univ. of Florida player get on his SATs?

Answer:  Drool. 
   
(2) What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room?

Answer:  A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?

Answer:  Grease her hips and push.

(4) How do you get an Ohio State graduate off your porch?

Answer:  Pay him for the pizza.

(5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?

Answer:  There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?

Answer:  Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of a Texas Longhorn football player's life?

Answer:  His freshman year.

( How many Texas A&M freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer:  None. That's a sophomore course.   

(9) Where was O. J. Headed in the white Bronco?

Answer:  Durham, North Carolina.  He knew that the police would never look for a Heisman Trophy winner at Duke.

(10) How do you keep an Florida State University football player out of your front yard?

Answer:  Erect a goal post!

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal clash)....!

(11) Why did the University of Tennessee choose orange as their team color?

Answer:  You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

[DH]

Boo X 11

[Diomedes]

My grandfather thought those jokes were tired when they were delivered to him through a vaccum office mail tube in 1963.

[DH]

[MDS]

you probably won't see heisman pierce. with undefeated season out the door and this being the last non conference game, chances are he doesnt play

[shorebird]

My grandfather thought those jokes were tired when they were delivered to him through a vaccum office mail tube in 1963.

ouch.

[ice grillin you]

no late games this week but some super games...as a penn state fan 8 pm is especially ridiculous


miami @ clemson - espn2 - noon
temple @ army - cbss - noon

texas vs okie - abc - 330
wisconsin @ michigan st - abc/espn - 330
tennessee @ lsu - cbs - 330

florida @ bama - cbs - 8
stanford @ oregon - abc/espn2 - 8
washington @ usc - espn2 - 8
nd @ bc - abc - 8
penn state @ iowa - espn - 8

[PhillyPhreak54]

More games for me to lose money on.

[ice grillin you]

i dont know if anyone watched it but jesus that game last night was awesome

[PhillyPhreak54]

Absolutely.

Jerrod Johnson gave that shtein away on that pick with :18

Great game

[DH]

Gambling is bad for you.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

no late games this week but some super games...as a penn state fan 8 pm is especially ridiculous

I'm not too amped up about it.  PSU loses to Iowa at home in a good year.  This is a down year and they're in Iowa City.  Not good.

[ice grillin you]

the penn state game is just so so but its still penn state and combined with those two other ridiculous games the 8pm slot becomes huge

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Going to the VT/NCSU game tomorrow.  I'll be the one in a Chooch road jersey.