April Fool's

[Diomedes]

I used to get my Mom every other year or so with the "fill the sugar bowl with salt" trick.  She'd stumble into the kitchen, dump two heaping spoonfuls into her coffee, and get quite a jolt.

Taping the spray nozzle at the kitchen sink and setting it so whoever turns the faucet on gets a dousing is good for a laugh too.

Give me some other ideas.

[shorebird]

Flush the toilet and then turn the water off. Wait for someone to take a big dump and see how long it takes them to figure it out.

Take the battery out of a cellphone, see how long it takes whoever to figure it out.

One of my favorites that never gets old is the ole' shaving cream under the care door handle. Make sure you get it up there were nobody can see it. Works on tailgate handle also.

A hunk of Limburger cheese on the engine manifold.

I worked with a guy who  would eat anything that anyone left unattended. One of us took chocolate ex-lax and wrapped it in a Hershey bar wrapper and left it on the blueprint table. Well he started taking pieces as he walked by, ate the last piece when going to the bathroom for the first time. The guy went home and shtein everywere. Even shtein the bed.

[Diomedes]

I won't do anything involving blood piss or shtein.  I'm not trying to make enemies.

[Seabiscuit36]

put a baby in the oven

[Rome]

put a baby in the oven

lol

[reese125]

get your moms deodorant stick and take out all the inside stuff and replace it with cream cheese

[Diomedes]

It's been 18 years since I lived with her, and besides, that sounds like a lot of work.

Keep the suggestions coming, you guys are just great.

[reese125]

 a lot of work? turn the little wheel until all the deodorant is out. cmon dio...stop being so damn lazy

[Diomedes]

That part I dig...it's getting the cream cheese in that I'm unsure of..

[reese125]

the cheese already comes in a block--philadelphia cream cheese

cut it the size of the deodorant stick and put it right in there

[Diomedes]

I guess I've never taken a stick of deoderent apart...perhaps I'll give it a try.

Any other bright ideas?

[Butchers Bill]

If you work in cubicle hell, there is always saran wrapping a co-workers workstation.

Tin foil and police tape, if available, also work well.

[Sgt PSN]

dio fire bombed the office environment a few years ago and is now a laborer.  so i suggest urinating in your co-workers lunch boxes and dropping some crazy glue in the finger tips of their ditch digging gloves.

as added torture, you can change all the pre sets on their car stereos to limbaugh.  although that might be a little over the top. 

[Diomedes]

these guy revere Limbaugh.

I'd have to switch the pre-sets to hip hop to get them

I'm not going to farg with anyone's food either.  Food, piss, shtein, and blood no go. 

[Sgt PSN]

slap some obama 2012 stickers on their cars then.