Joe Banner Is The Prince Of Darkness

Started by Rome, April 24, 2009, 05:42:52 AM

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reese125

awe Mike Miss absolutely crushed her on 950..loved it

it was disgusting and quite embarrassing on how she kept telling people to look how much Banner has given back, what he has done, theres so much more on the inside of a human being...etc...etc...farg outta here


SD_Eagle5

Quote from: reese125 on May 11, 2009, 10:41:07 AM
awe Mike Miss absolutely crushed her on 950..loved it

it was disgusting and quite embarrassing on how she kept telling people to look how much Banner has given back, what he has done, theres so much more on the inside of a human being...etc...etc...farg outta here

Mike Miss is why I actually read the article instead of just skipping over it. It's easy for the press to crush or put a positive spin on anyone. You could take Hilter's life and find some shred of decency he did and make him look like a saint.

Diomedes

I doubt that. 

Why don't you give it a try?
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

SunMo

it's not the same person...the person who was on 950 last week was Dava Guerin

she wrote this one...

http://www.philly.com/dailynews/opinion/20090507_Negadelphia_vs__the_Birds.html
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

reese125


Feva

Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 11, 2009, 09:01:30 AM
Didn't read.

farg Banner.

Same.  I actually gave it a shot until I got here:

Quote"I became addicted to that feeling you get when you help other people."


Yeah farging right!
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

SD_Eagle5

Quote from: SunMo on May 11, 2009, 11:11:02 AM
it's not the same person...the person who was on 950 last week was Dava Guerin

she wrote this one...

http://www.philly.com/dailynews/opinion/20090507_Negadelphia_vs__the_Birds.html

That's right, now I wish I wouldn't have wasted my time with the other fluff piece.

SD_Eagle5

Quote from: Diomedes on May 11, 2009, 11:01:22 AM
I doubt that. 

Why don't you give it a try?

I don't feel like putting it in essay form but it wouldn't be hard to write a fluff piece around this:

QuoteAt the time Hitler took over the reigns of Germany, it was a war ravaged and heavily indebted country with the economy in absolute mess. He was instrumental in turning around his country and converting it into a world power of his times.
He was instrumental in putting in place most of the infrastructure in Germany, much of it in use till today:
1. he built the autobahn
2. he built the vw beetle.
3. he built the berlin olympic stadium
4. he invested heavily in german infrastructure
5. he made the 1st practical rockets and cruise missiles.
6. made the 1st jet plane.
7. Great Advances in trauma therapy were made.
Kind things:
8. cancelled 'operation sea lion', the expedition to England- as it would result in huge loss of civilian lives
9. Let the Battle hardened Allied troops(about 1million) escape Dunkirk on humanitarian considerations-could have crushed them all
10. The nuclear bomb technology was developed by German scientists in his regime(mostly same people migrated to USA and created the Bombs that USA used on Hiroshima & Nagasaki- AFTER the war was OVER!!)- but could not bring himself to use them on humanitarian considerations. (And he is blamed by American and English media of atrocities on humanity!!)
11. A great fall out of WW II brought about by him- England/Britain, France, etc had to cede/liberate most colonies in Asia, Africa, etal.
Thus bringing to an end the severe oppression and violation of human rights by the occupiers in these countries.

Found this on yahoo answers, I'll just assume it's partially correct.

SunMo

that dumb bitch actually tried to pass his cocky little snickers off as nervous laughs....lollerskates.
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

reese125

I could see after his 14th appearance on WIP where he would still be nervous

mpmcgraw

Yea all that stuff about hitler except the part about autobahn and Olympic stadium is wrong.

Rome

Quote from: Diomedes on May 11, 2009, 11:01:22 AM
I doubt that. 

Why don't you give it a try?

He was a snappy dresser and he killed several million Jews.

Geowhizzer

When Hitler got married and vowed "'til death do us part," he meant it.

rjs246

Hitler built the first jet plane the way Al Gore invented the internet.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.