Sheldon Brown wants to be traded

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Les Bowen is on the radio now saying that Sheldon has been asking to sit down through back channels and Banner wouldn't even meet with him.  That's why Sheldon finally decided to come out public.

THAT is the problem. That is ALWAYS the problem. Give your farging players an ounce of respect.

I would love for someone to disagree with this.

I disagree

You.  PG.  Parking lot.  She is going to kick your guinea ass.

[rjs246]

I've taken six shteins today. Six!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I've taken six shteins today. Six!

That is an increase over your expected performance, and you should demand a new contract.

[SD_Eagle5]

I've taken six shteins today. Six!

I haven't taken any. I think it has something to do with my lack of caffeine.

[General_Failure]

I've taken six shteins today. Six!

This lite beer blind taste test can't be good for you.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Sheldon for Chad Johnson.  Straight up.

[General_Failure]

Sheldon for Lito?

[ice grillin you]

iggywanoos bong for a case of miller lite

[rjs246]

iggywanoos bong for a case of miller lite

I'm trying to figure out who gets the better deal there. I think both parties come out happy.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

iggywanoos bong for a case of miller lite

I'm trying to figure out who gets the better deal there. I think both parties come out happy.

Miller Lite if it's just the bong.
Bong if it includes teh smokey smokey.

[General_Failure]

Focus, people. Someone's bong being traded does not make Sheldon happy!

[rjs246]

Are you attempting to kill my attempt to kill this thread?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

This thread won't die for good until Sheldon is no longer affiliated with the Eagles.  This thread won't fade back too far until Sheldon becomes irrelevant to the team on the field, like Lito did last year.

If you don't think the next step is Joselio "getting in there and competing" for a starting spot, youze is crazy.

[General_Failure]

I'm attempting to curb drug use around the league by keeping as many bongs in Philly as possible.

[BigEd76]

Brookover

"Without a doubt there are going to be more problems. I'm not the first guy and I'm not going to be the last guy. What's the incentive for guys like Trent Cole and Mike Patterson to play above their heads? Everybody's situation is different and everybody handles their business in a different way. This situation could have been handled in a different way. I was forced to put it out there."
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"Joe did an interview with 610 and he said my contract has not been presented as an issue. I take that personal. My agent has been talking to him for four months. (Banner) was throwing him off to some guy I don't even know. (Andrew Brandt)"
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"Everybody is saying this is only about the money and that I don't know what's going on in the world. Don't you think I have family members who live in the real world? Don't you think I have family that has struggled in this recession? I'm not worried about how people feel about me. When I'm done playing football, I'm going back to South Carolina and I won't have to listen to 610 or Joe Banner. Everybody has the right to their opinion, but if you think it's about the money, you're crazy."
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"When I did the deal, I knew it was a good deal. Nobody could anticipate that the CBA was going to go up 40 to 50 percent. Nobody wants to talk about the owners being billionaires and how they won't open their books."
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"It's not like I'm trying to get near the top of the tier. I want them to pay me somewhere in the middle of the pack."
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I have considered (holdouts). I'll deal with that stuff when it comes around. I'm really not in the right state of mind to talk about it right now. I didn't want it to get to this point. I tried to handle this in a professional way."