Hello, I want to be accepted.

Started by Grammis, March 11, 2009, 02:29:13 AM

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Grammis

March 11, 2009, 02:29:13 AM
Hi I'm new to this board. I would like to start off by telling you a little bit about myself. I know people on Message Boards typically lie about their stature and persona, but I am not one of those people.  I am just your everyday 190 lb, 6' 2" MMA fighter with a Elephantitis of the Penis. Some would think thats a problem but so far only 4 of my girlfriends dont like it. The other 6 "deal" with it but they are in the process of asking "Hef" to help with my medical expenses before they move out of the mansion. And before you ask, me and Hanks old lady never got it on.  She's into some weird shtein.

Well enough about me.... Hope to post here with you guys!  :)
Everyone has to believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

Munson

#1
March 11, 2009, 03:49:34 AM
Drunkis?
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

Diomedes

#2
March 11, 2009, 06:33:36 AM
I for one welcome our new overlord.  Long live Glammis.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

SD_Eagle5

#3
March 11, 2009, 06:43:13 AM
What's up Grammis

PoopyfaceMcGee

#4
March 11, 2009, 07:59:30 AM
Yeah, but what's your 40 time?

ice grillin you

#5
March 11, 2009, 08:27:20 AM
3 inches at most. hard.
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

reese125

#6
March 11, 2009, 09:18:45 AM
based off grammis' first post, it looks like CF will finally have somebody that contributes to the asian porn thread on the regular

welcome

hunt

#7
March 11, 2009, 09:21:42 AM
welcome.  i think you & igy will really hit if off.
lemonade was a popular drink and it still is

mussa

#8
March 11, 2009, 09:55:48 AM
one word...killyourself
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hbionic

#9
March 11, 2009, 01:21:46 PM
...uh...how come no one here has asked for picture evidence....of being an MMA fighter. In the nekkid.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Grammis

#10
March 11, 2009, 05:17:13 PM
I'm still learning the ropes so forgive me for not replying directly to your replies.  Yes Munson, it is I, Drunkis. And I am Drunker then ever.  ;D  Whats up SD?  My forty time is irrelevant FF, I'm faster than Freddie Mitchell just remember that.   :-D Can anyone tell me how to report Hunt for sending me pics of his bald unit? Christ, I haven't been here for 24 hours and he starts with this.
Everyone has to believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

reese125

#11
March 11, 2009, 05:24:38 PM
QuoteCan anyone tell me how to report Hunt for sending me pics of his bald unit?

you dont report anything...you either print out and give it to your son as motivation or save it as your screensaver

mpmcgraw

#12
March 11, 2009, 05:30:24 PM
MDS

Grammis

#13
March 11, 2009, 05:44:54 PM
When will I be able to haz an avatarz and custom member titlez??1?!!11
Everyone has to believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

Grammis

#14
March 11, 2009, 05:50:18 PM
Nevermind I figured it out.
Everyone has to believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.
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