March Babeness '09

[rjs246]

I'm going to slingshot SunMo's face into space.

[SunMo]

 i'm going to strap you down and position Jay Cutler's face so that his jowels gently lay on your lips

[General_Failure]

And not let him up until he does 30 seconds of motorboating?

[SunMo]

minutes, not seconds

[rjs246]

i'm going to strap you down and position Jay Cutler's face so that his jowels gently lay on your lips

Did you ever consider the idea that his jowls may hold the secret to advancing our slingshot technology into the next millennium? Alien technology is the only explanation for those mudflaps and I should be so lucky as to give them motorboated kisses.

[SunMo]

or they may just contain crumbs from several years ago

[rjs246]

yes, that would be far more likely.

[Seabiscuit36]

It's nice to have SunnyMo back

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I can't believe I'm typing this, but it's worth watching Dancing with the Stars just to eyefarg her

[ATV]

Tina Fey > Big nosed Russian bimbo.

I thought you guys might be more astute, but that's alright.

[ice grillin you]

i would take tina fey anyday over that fake ass blonde but she still has no business being in a best of tournament


plus she gets extra points for being a philly girl

[ATV]

Well then neither do about half of those mentioned already.

[General_Failure]

You're just going to have to masturbate to her You Betcha impression alone, big guy.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

FAIL! FAIL! FAIL! FAAAAAIIIIIIIL!

[ATV]

I know, fail. I'm so embarassed. How could I include Tina Fey on a list that includes such immortal beauties like Danica Patrick and Heather Mitts. So much for sleeping well tonight.