Make Fun of MDS' Writing Career

rjs246 · February 11, 2009, 08:28:40 PM

And get him paid in the mean time. It's circular you see, the more attention he gets, the more likely it is that he'll be asked to write more and the more opportunities we'll have to make fun of him (and his monkey of a copy editor).

Quote from: MDS on February 11, 2009, 07:16:09 PM
http://www.examiner.com/x-3469-Temple-Owls-Examiner

i have made 3 cents so far

Seriously, this deserves its own awful thread.

Despite the cringe-worthy editing and the utter lack of information in the article itself, this was really my favorite part:

QuoteTodd has spent his entire life in Philadelphia and will bring you the most informative and knowledgeable insight regarding the Temple Owls.

How does living in Philly qualify anyone for anything?

MDS · February 11, 2009, 08:50:31 PM

earlier today

me: why am i a journalism major
friend: because you're an idiot

rjs246 · February 11, 2009, 08:57:11 PM

Graduate school dude. Graduate school.

ice grillin you · February 11, 2009, 08:58:27 PM

Quote from: MDS on February 11, 2009, 08:50:31 PM
earlier today

me: why am i a journalism major
friend: because you're an idiot

that might not crack your "why im an idiot" top 50

Rome · February 11, 2009, 09:04:47 PM

Hit?

MDS · February 11, 2009, 09:08:40 PM

am i supposed to know who that is

Rome · February 11, 2009, 09:10:47 PM

She's the Sports Examiner. She, like, examines sports and stuff!

rjs246 · February 11, 2009, 09:12:23 PM

More importantly, she's broken in half ugly.

Rome · February 11, 2009, 09:14:20 PM

I believe she was Temple's homecoming queen.

Rome · February 11, 2009, 09:16:29 PM

The Action Sports babe is slightly less hideous.

reese125 · February 11, 2009, 09:34:11 PM

Hi my name is Todd...

MDS · February 11, 2009, 09:41:15 PM

these comments are...great. thanks guys.

now up to 47 cents. they told me a penny a page view so i dont know how long it takes for this stuff to update but god damn i might make me a dollar soon.

QB Eagles · February 11, 2009, 09:50:02 PM

Quoteinformative and knowledgeable insight

Providing information, knowledge, and insight all at the same time? You're a triple-threat writer, or at the very least a single-threat writer with a thesaurus.

reese125 · February 11, 2009, 09:51:38 PM

Quote from: MDS on February 11, 2009, 09:41:15 PM
these comments are...great. thanks guys.

now up to 47 cents. they told me a penny a page view so i dont know how long it takes for this stuff to update but god damn i might make me a dollar soon.

when you get to $2.50 buy your boss a cup of coffee and tell him thanks for the opportunity and quit

MDS · February 11, 2009, 09:53:35 PM

i dont know who the boss is

some guy in denver called me, that was the extent of it