Eagles vs. Cardinals - NFC Championship game

[CardTrader]

She's far hotter than anything that would give you the time of day.

Dude, she is a cow.  I wouldn't touch a skank like that, let alone double-bag it and hope for the best.

Yes, I'm sure.  You are nailing super models and co-eds right?  Nope.  I'm sure you haven't been with a woman that I or anyone I know would give a second look at.  Don't you live in Philly?  If so, then that pretty much proves my point.

[shorebird]

I have the ability to be with a beautiful woman also, but ability and actuality are two different things.

[shorebird]

Besides, I like the slutty ones with cigarette/beer/liquor breath.

[SunMo]

what's the worst part about your bi-monthly visitation with your retarded kids?  the constant cleaning up after the little genetic disasters, or the prolonged wave goodbye as the van's wheelchair lift picks them off the sidewalk and takes them away for another 2 weeks while you wonder what's wrong with your dna to create such a monster?

[CardTrader]

what's the worst part about your bi-monthly visitation with your retarded kids?  the constant cleaning up after the little genetic disasters, or the prolonged wave goodbye as the van's wheelchair lift picks them off the sidewalk and takes them away for another 2 weeks while you wonder what's wrong with your dna to create such a monster?

God bless you, you are still trying!  Well good for you, don't let your consistent failures keep you from giving it a go.

[CardTrader]

Besides, I like the slutty ones with cigarette/beer/liquor breath.

You aim high, I can respect that.

[Diomedes]

youre wasting your time...dio isnt an eagle fan and im pretty sure hes never even been to philly

well the first just hurts my feelings

and the latter is wrong..I've been there three times for games, a couple other times to drink...though I must admit I've spent just as much time across the bridge in Camden

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

It's like you can see into my soul.

The wide-eyed "special needs" look makes his kind appear to see deeper than they are really looking.

FRANKSANDBEANS!

[ice grillin you]

youre wasting your time...dio isnt an eagle fan and im pretty sure hes never even been to philly

well the first just hurts my feelings

and the latter is wrong..I've been there three times for games, a couple other times to drink...though I must admit I've spent just as much time across the bridge in Camden

errands

and dont sleep on donkeys in camden

[shorebird]

God bless you

God blesses no one here.

[CardTrader]

So back to the game...when the Cards win by 17 this sunday how many of you will go home and beat your wife?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

when the Cards win by 17 this sunday

Are you a betting man?

[CardTrader]

when the Cards win by 17 this sunday

Are you a betting man?

Yes, just never on my team.  Superstitious like that. 

[CardTrader]

So who's going to the game?  I'd "LOVE" to be able to meet you tards in person.

[SunMo]

So, you're a big tough guy when it involves the possibility of one of us going across country to the game?