craigslistings

Started by Diomedes, November 12, 2008, 09:06:48 AM

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Diomedes

some of the listings you find are funny as hell.  and I don't mean the personals listings...i mean the crap you find in other categories, like lost &found:

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/laf/915746652.html

who the farg are these people?

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Tomahawk

Nice

Is Guido her maiden name or ethnicity?

Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

4and26


Diomedes

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/wan/927155193.html

QuoteI need US bills in decent condition with dates prior to 1975 to be used in a time travel experiment. Any denomination is fine. You can choose payment with cash now (face value + 10%) or for 50% of face value to be placed in a high-yield interest bearing account in your name.

Please don't ask me to kill anyone. This is just a vacation.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Seabiscuit36

"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

ice grillin you

anyone ever got any pussssie off craigslist?
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Seabiscuit36

my buddy had a party and was trying to get some dancing girls over, every single one he called said "ohhh, i cant do 8 people" he didnt realize they were call girls
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Tomahawk

What a bunch of sissywhores

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: ice grillin you on November 21, 2008, 09:49:45 AM
anyone ever got any pussssie off craigslist?

I can't imagine any woman not for hire would be anything but a fatty or an old skank on there.

Seabiscuit36

there were some real trailer park trash pictures up, and some that were blatently not them
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

ice grillin you

Quote from: FastFreddie on November 21, 2008, 10:50:46 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 21, 2008, 09:49:45 AM
anyone ever got any pussssie off craigslist?

I can't imagine any woman not for hire would be anything but a fatty or an old skank on there.


is that a yes?
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: ice grillin you on November 21, 2008, 11:10:12 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on November 21, 2008, 10:50:46 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 21, 2008, 09:49:45 AM
anyone ever got any pussssie off craigslist?

I can't imagine any woman not for hire would be anything but a fatty or an old skank on there.


is that a yes?

Nope.  But the worse the economy gets and the more I drink, I cannot promise anything for the future.

rjs246

I know a few people who have gotten laid off of craigslist up here in Boston. Their standards are not what I would describe as 'high' but if you want some mystery ass, no strings attached, apparently it can be had.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Diomedes

I know a chick supposedly finds playmates for threesomes and the like thru craigslist, but I don't know her well enough to ask her if it's true, or if she'll come out for drinks with me and my wife.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger