Haikus, bitches!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Clearly, this is the Eagles' problem:  No haiku threads on in 2008.


Please beat the Niners
They might suck more than the Birds
"Might" is the key word.

Akers is money
On extra points and chip shots
Awful from "long" range

Andy Reid is fat
Jeffrey Lurie is Jewish
John McCain is old

Where's the Birds offense?
If found, please do return to:
One Novacare Way

[shorebird]

Last thing I feel like doing right now is a haiku. Maybe on Friday.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Last thing I feel like
doing right now is haiku.
Maybe on Friday.

[Phanatic]

fargety farg farg
fargety fargety farg
farg the damn taterskins

[shorebird]

Last thing I feel like
doing right now is haiku.
Maybe on Friday.

Huh, well there you go......

[paco]

fargety farg farg
fargety fargety farg
farg the damn taterskins

Everyone praise Gibbs
I wish he would, shoot his love
all over my face
-ATV

[Geowhizzer]

If the Eagles lose
No one is around to boo
Who would give a shtein?

[QB Eagles]

You know things are bad
When the Eagles are choking
Worse than the Phillies

[Father Demon]

I want Palin head.
But even she can't go down
As fast as the birds.

[rjs246]

Light Andy Reid's ass on fire.
JJ must die too.
Stuff hotdogs in their asses.

[shorebird]

Andy Reid is a fat ass.
Hard headed also.
Eat yourself to death fat bitch.

[Father Demon]

Andy Reid is a fat ass.
Hard headed also.
Eat yourself to death fat bitch.

LOL

[shorebird]

I knew something along those lines was going to happen.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

J.T. at QB
Isaac Bruce at Receiver
Dear God, Birds, please win.

[Rome]

Phillies Win In Five
Andy Reid Is Still Head Coach
So farg The Eagles