Shawn Andrews chemical imbalance thread

[General_Failure]

Taking an idea from Chad Johnson, McNabb had his name legally changed to Donovan McNabb Is A Great Leader.

[PhillyGirl]

Would have been a great story for the old CF. 

[Sgt PSN]

maybe gf can start putting faux stories back on the front page and he can hire our very own punky jewster to write them for him. 

[General_Failure]

You've been saving that one.

[Sgt PSN]

nope.  they just come to me on the fly.   like a few weeks ago when my savage g/f and i were playing monopoly.  she went bankrupt and i called her broke-ahontas.  i'm a funny guy sometimes. 

[Diomedes]

playing monopoly?  you really know how to woo 'em

[reese125]

Why is it that whenever someone on the team (players, FO, coaches, McNabb himself) talks about McNabb, they all feel compelled to talk about how he is a leader? Over and over again. I don't hear this kind of rhetoric from the Colts about Manning, or the Pats about Brady.

I actually have heard a alot players rave about Manning as a great leader....more-so than Brady... but when something is such a given you dont hear it that often

unlike mcnabb who has been crucified over the years for his inability to be a leader, players prob feel more compelled to butter up the guy because he has the canny ability to always play the nice guy role, and most importantly has coach chubs a lot in his back pocket for lobbying power.

[Sgt PSN]

playing monopoly?  you really know how to woo 'em

yeah, that was just a mid-week treat for her.  on special occasions i get all cassanova on that ass and break out scrabble. 

[rjs246]

Not possible. Scrabble requires spelling and we all know that squaws aren't literate.

[Sgt PSN]

that's why we play.  it's a great educational tool for her.  plus i can just make shtein up and blast triple word scores all night long. 

[hbionic]

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[Rome]

that's why we play.  it's a great educational tool for her.  plus i can just make shtein up and blast triple word scores all night long. 

Please tell me this isn't a metaphor.

Please?

[Zanshin]

It's definitely not a metaphor. Euphemism, maybe.

[General_Failure]

It could be an innuendo, depending on where he does the blasting.

[ice grillin you]

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