Tiger is must see TV

[rjs246]

But even though my balls are big
Sometimes i wish they were bigger
Even bigger
Big as the wheels on tractors
Big as the golden arches
Big as the Golden Gate Bridge
Big as the state of Kansas
Big as Mars and Jupiter
Big as the swing in Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods

[phattymatty]

that song is at least 10 years old.

[PhillyPhreak54]

This makes his victory all the more impressive.

He's a pimp. And he deserves every ounce of coverage he gets.

[Seabiscuit36]

I've played since i was 9 Reese.  Played in HS, so dont give me that shtein.  If im on the course every day in a year, i could beat Rocco

[ice grillin you]

yeah and if i go to the batting cages for a year the phillies wont have to platoon in right anymore

[Seabiscuit36]

IGY is better than Brett Farve

[Cerevant]

I've played since i was 9 Reese.  Played in HS, so dont give me that shtein.  If im on the course every day in a year, i could beat Rocco

If that is true, you are a dumbass for not doing it.  You would take home 6 figures for finishing in the top 10 at the US open.

[rjs246]

I'm gonna start doing pushups every day so I can throw a football into the moon.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

yeah and if i go to the batting cages for a year the phillies wont have to platoon in right anymore

Excellent.

I've played since i was 9 Reese.  Played in HS, so dont give me that shtein.  If im on the course every day in a year, i could beat Rocco

If that is true, you are a dumbass for not doing it.  You would take home 6 figures for finishing in the top 10 at the US open.

Absolutely.

I'm gonna start doing pushups every day so I can throw a football into the moon.

Screeching halt on the fun.

[rjs246]

Squat thrusts so I can jump over my house?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

How will that earn you big dollars and massive acclaim in the sports world, though?  Please clarify.

[rjs246]

Ladies love thick thighs.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You're trying to get this thread locked.  I'm not going to play your little game anymore.

[rjs246]

Into the moon, dude. Into the moon.

[SunMo]

i used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile