Tiger is must see TV

Started by MadMarchHare, June 15, 2008, 12:24:55 PM

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MDS

#45
June 18, 2008, 02:27:42 PM
Quote from: SunMo on June 18, 2008, 02:23:41 PM
Quote from: MDS on June 18, 2008, 02:22:14 PM
the british open and pga championship are now meaningless. golf without tiger just is about as relevant as arena football.


we're trying to keep BigEd from killing himself...didn't you get the memo?

easy is a big boy, he can take care of himself. i trust him.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

SunMo

#46
June 18, 2008, 02:28:14 PM
i don't...he has one in the chamber at all times
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

MDS

#47
June 18, 2008, 02:31:11 PM
oh dear...

so whens graziani gonna come back? hows soul train lookin? is jaws gonna get a good wide out? what about bon jovi, he spending enough money?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Seabiscuit36

#48
June 18, 2008, 06:05:23 PM
If tiger was so hurt, then why the farg would he go to his knees on the putt before the sudden death hole?  He's amazing, but dont give me any shtein about how tough he is, its Golf. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

SunMo

#49
June 18, 2008, 06:07:49 PM
awwww, somebody is still mad he made fun of the NHL
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Seabiscuit36

#50
June 18, 2008, 06:12:40 PM
not at all, i just dont understand the undying love, tiger lover
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

#51
June 18, 2008, 06:22:39 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on June 18, 2008, 06:05:23 PMdont give me any shtein about how tough he is, its Golf.

exactly...a pastime, not a sport.  an ostentatious and wasteful luxury enjoyed by the wealthy and those who worship them..

farg golf
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Seabiscuit36

#52
June 18, 2008, 06:29:44 PM
I love playing golf, but its Golf, its not the NFL.  If i took off work for a year and played every day, i'd have a shot at playing in golf tournaments, there is no chance ever i get on an NFL team. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

#53
June 18, 2008, 06:33:15 PM
maybe I'd enjoy golf if not for the insufferable scumbags who litter the course and clubhouse or the awful waste of resources required to maintain one

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Rome

#54
June 18, 2008, 06:38:21 PM
Tiger Woods is the greatest athlete of his generation.

BigEd76

#55
June 18, 2008, 06:43:22 PM
Quote from: MDS on June 18, 2008, 02:31:11 PM
oh dear...

so whens graziani gonna come back? hows soul train lookin? is jaws gonna get a good wide out? what about bon jovi, he spending enough money?

The AFL scheduled the divisional round home game at the same time as a Mets/Phillies game @ CBP.  Insanity!

rjs246

#56
June 18, 2008, 06:43:39 PM
Quote from: Lyrics to "Tiger Woods" by Dan Bern
I got big balls
Big ole balls
Big as grapefruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir
And on my really good days
They swell to the size of small dogs
My balls are as big as small dogs

Well, it ain't braggin' if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain't braggin' if it's true
Mohammed Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was Casius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring

Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

I got a friend whose goal in life
Was to one day go down on Madonna
That's all he wanted
That was all
To one day go down on Madonna
And when my friend was thirty-four
He got his wish in Rome one night
He got to go down on Madonna
In Rome one night in some hotel
And ever since he's been depressed
'Cause life is shtein from here on in
And all our friends just shake their heads
And say, "Too soon, too soon, too soon,
He went down on Madonna too soon
Too young, too young, too soon, too soon"

And it ain't braggin' if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain't braggin' if it's true
Mohammed Ali said that
Back when he was Casius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring

Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

If certain girls don't look at you
It means that they like you a lot
If other girls don't look at you
It just means they're ignoring you
How can you know, how can you know?
Which is which, who's doing what?
I guess that you can ask 'em
Which one are you baby?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
And all you need to do that
Is one good pair of big balls
Balls as big as grapefruits
Balls as big as pumpkins
Balls as big as mine

But even though my balls are big
Sometimes i wish they were bigger
Even bigger
Big as the wheels on tractors
Big as the golden arches
Big as the Golden Gate Bridge
Big as the state of Kansas
Big as Mars and Jupiter
Big as the swing in Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

reese125

#57
June 18, 2008, 08:18:14 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on June 18, 2008, 06:29:44 PM
I love playing golf, but its Golf, its not the NFL.  If i took off work for a year and played every day, i'd have a shot at playing in golf tournaments, there is no chance ever i get on an NFL team. 

How much you want to bet youre chances are slim?

These guys having been playing since they were in high school or way earlier, have been playing every day and still can even make a fargin cut. It takes so many years to get consistently good...its ridiculous

Why you're comparing golf to the NFL is another issue--we'll save that for another day

reese125

#58
June 18, 2008, 08:21:07 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on June 18, 2008, 06:33:15 PM
maybe I'd enjoy golf if not for the insufferable scumbags who litter the course and clubhouse or the awful waste of resources required to maintain one



no you wouldnt Dio---you really wouldnt

Diomedes

#59
June 18, 2008, 08:39:09 PM
I'll take your word for it
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger
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