What happened to CF?

Started by Seabiscuit36, February 06, 2008, 03:42:15 PM

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Seabiscuit36

February 06, 2008, 03:42:15 PM
There was a time when this board was nonstop, if you missed an hour of posts, it took you just that to catch up.  There is too much lurking and reading, i want more laughs in my day.   :'(
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Rome

#1
February 06, 2008, 03:44:25 PM
Rape a nun and videotape it.

We'll laugh at that.

Cerevant

#2
February 06, 2008, 03:45:08 PM
I'm trying to farg off at work and there isn't enough going on here to keep me busy.

Entertain me!
An ad hominem fallacy consists of asserting that someone's argument is wrong and/or he is wrong to argue at all purely because of something discreditable/not-authoritative about the person or those persons cited by him rather than addressing the soundness of the argument itself.

Sgt PSN

#3
February 06, 2008, 03:45:42 PM
We've all been bothered by sore shoulders lately and it's affecting our abilty to post more frequently.  


Oh, and welcome to the offseason.  

Feva

#4
February 06, 2008, 03:46:09 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on February 06, 2008, 03:44:25 PM
Get Raped by a nun and videotape it.

We'll laugh at that.

We'll laugh harder...
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

Rome

#5
February 06, 2008, 03:48:40 PM
Push a pregant woman down a flight of stairs and record the sounds of her screaming over the loss of her retarded offspring.  Then post a .wav file of it here.

More laughter.

rjs246

#6
February 06, 2008, 03:49:56 PM
Problems:
1. There are no new registrations so we're all sick of each others' schtick. shtein I completely dropped my schtick months ago because even I was sick of it. Now I only take part in serious conversations. Please kill me.
2. The two people who post the most, IGY and FF, bicker in almost every single thread. Not funny haha bickering, but name-calling, spiteful bickering. If it were only occasionally or only local to a few threads people could avoid it but its literally in every single thread. And since neither of them has any sense of humor (IGY is proud of his lack of humor, FF just doesn't seem to be able to grasp the concepts) you're talking about boring old-woman bickering in every goddamned thread, which is sure to suck the fun out of absolutely anything.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SunMo

#7
February 06, 2008, 03:56:51 PM
3.  any joke that is funny, FF or Sarge hammers to death until it is as funny as crib death
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Sgt PSN

#8
February 06, 2008, 03:58:10 PM
Crib death is hilarious and I hope you catch a case of it. 

Seabiscuit36

#9
February 06, 2008, 03:58:13 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 06, 2008, 03:45:42 PM
We've all been bothered by sore shoulders lately and it's affecting our abilty to post more frequently.  


Oh, and welcome to the offseason.  
haha...well played sir

"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

hbionic

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February 06, 2008, 04:00:55 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 06, 2008, 03:49:56 PM
Problems:
1. There are no new registrations so we're all sick of each others' schtick. shtein I completely dropped my schtick months ago because even I was sick of it. Now I only take part in serious conversations. Please kill me.
2. The two people who post the most, IGY and FF, bicker in almost every single thread. Not funny haha bickering, but name-calling, spiteful bickering. If it were only occasionally or only local to a few threads people could avoid it but its literally in every single thread. And since neither of them has any sense of humor (IGY is proud of his lack of humor, FF just doesn't seem to be able to grasp the concepts) you're talking about boring old-woman bickering in every goddamned thread, which is sure to suck the fun out of absolutely anything.
3. hbionic doesn't post as much, so the humor quality is now that of knock-knock jokes without him.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Seabiscuit36

#11
February 06, 2008, 04:13:44 PM
RJS is right, open up the floodgates we need victims
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

methdeez

#12
February 06, 2008, 04:22:30 PM
W3rd. Let's fan-to-fan site with Extreme skins for a week.
Or let's just invite everyone on PE.com!
That would be so much fun.

Threads like:
"Poll: how many superbowls will the Eagles win next year:
a) one
b) two
c) all of them
d) new jersey"


Sgt PSN

#13
February 06, 2008, 04:23:49 PM Last Edit: February 06, 2008, 04:32:03 PM by Sgt PSN
I think we got kicked out of that fan2fan thing a while back. 

Phanatic

#14
February 06, 2008, 04:29:02 PM
Bring back your Mom jokes?
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