Bachelor Party Ideas and Tips

Started by PhillyPhanInDC, January 07, 2008, 02:44:26 PM

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PoopyfaceMcGee

#45
January 08, 2008, 03:36:44 PM
Are you really talking about dudes?

hbionic

#46
January 08, 2008, 03:38:01 PM
Both.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Father Demon

#47
January 08, 2008, 03:51:16 PM
Great bachelor party story.

Took my buddy out one night to a bunch of bars, and ordered many shots for him to consume (we did ours to, but not as his pace).  Strip joints after that - both nasty-ass and decent ones (moving up the ladder as we rolled).  By the time we got through with the last strip joint (about 3:30 AM - he was a lightweight), he couldn't stand, speak, or do many motor functions at all.

We took him home, and laid him on his doorstep.  Stripped him down to his birthday suit, and rang the bell, then hid in the shadows..  Figured his fiancee would answer the door.

Whoops.

His 13 year old daughter answers the door to see her dad, dried puke on his face, naked as the day he was born, passed out on the porch.  She screams and cries, and his fiancee's 17 year old son comes to the door.  He was pissed, but laughing at the same time.

Luckily, his wedding was the following weekend, but holy shtein was the bride mad when we saw her at the reception.

Classic, if you're into scaring young girls for life...   kinda like Sarge does on his own time.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Sgt PSN

#48
January 08, 2008, 03:54:42 PM
That story makes me think of Phanatic. 

And young girls. 

Great story.

SunMo

#49
January 08, 2008, 05:39:59 PM
horrible bachelor party story...

i was 19 when i got married and my best man was a Hoyda...so i got Taco Bell and midnight bowling...


yeah
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

rjs246

#50
January 08, 2008, 06:22:21 PM
I think I just shed a tear. Of rage.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SunMo

#51
January 08, 2008, 06:32:05 PM
just a lil piece of the puzzle...it's why i am the way i am
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Seabiscuit36

#52
January 08, 2008, 07:31:10 PM
Quote from: SunMo on January 08, 2008, 05:39:59 PM
horrible bachelor party story...

i was 19 when i got married and my best man was a Hoyda...so i got Taco Bell and midnight bowling...


yeah
holy shtein man, i think we need to organize a CF bachelor party for you in Baltimore
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

#53
January 08, 2008, 08:11:46 PM
I'll join until about midnight, when my lightweight gears kick in and I have to go home and sleep
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MDS

#54
January 08, 2008, 08:29:08 PM
Quote from: SunMo on January 08, 2008, 05:39:59 PM
horrible bachelor party story...

i was 19 when i got married and my best man was a Hoyda...so i got Taco Bell and midnight bowling...


yeah

lol this sucks
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Diomedes

#55
January 08, 2008, 08:29:39 PM
life sucks.

i didn't have one at all.  it was nice.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PoopyfaceMcGee

#56
January 08, 2008, 08:30:11 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on January 08, 2008, 07:31:10 PM
holy shtein man, i think we need to organize a CF bachelor party for you in Baltimore

In.

Sgt PSN

#57
January 09, 2008, 09:01:02 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on January 08, 2008, 07:31:10 PM
holy shtein man, i think we need to organize a CF bachelor party for you in Baltimore

We'll do it the Sat night before the Eagles/Ravens game and just roll right on into the stadium lot for tailgating. 

ice grillin you

#58
January 09, 2008, 09:19:30 AM
no stadium lot tailgating at ravens stadium...95% of the lots are permit parking for season ticket holders only and are impossible to get...there are lots of good bars within walking distance of the stadium tho...including the eagle bar
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Sgt PSN

#59
January 09, 2008, 09:30:29 AM Last Edit: January 09, 2008, 09:32:10 AM by Sgt PSN
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 09, 2008, 09:01:02 AM
We'll do it the Sat night before the Eagles/Ravens game and just roll right on into Sunday morning's pre game tailgating at whatever location we are able to find but it won't be in the stadium parking lot because we don't have season tickets so it might be in an off stadium lot or possibly one of the many local pubs but I guess we'll just have to wait and see. 

Fixed for anal igy. 
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