Bachelor Party Ideas and Tips

[Rome]

I started fist-banging it after I read about the blue crabs...

[Sgt PSN]

3 day trip to Vegas.  There is no other way.

Did a 5 day trip to Vegas for a buddy's bachelor party a few years ago.  5 days > 3 days

[rjs246]

My only trip to Vegas was a 5 day trip and by the end of it I wanted to kill myself.

[Sgt PSN]

You'd be a lot cooler if you did. 

[rjs246]

I thought I was going to die as I was being launched straight up off of the top of the space needle-like building there. I nearly made mud in the old drawers.

[MDS]

Bring weed. Weed is great.

[SunMo]

why?  so you can not do that too?

[Sgt PSN]

I thought I was going to die as I was being launched straight up off of the top of the space needle-like building there. I nearly made mud in the old drawers.

I really don't remember a whole lot of my trip to Vegas.  I do know that we stayed in some rediculously ghetto hotel off the strip and only spent about $30/night for the rooms, which were basically just a place for us to shower and change clothes.     

3 things that clearly stick out in my mind:

1.  The Cheetah Club.  Finest stripper whores I've ever seen.

2.  We went to a dinner show at Excaliber and a horse literally took a shtein right next to the groom to be as he was eating his meal.  

3.  I allowed myself $500 for gambling while I was there.  By day 5 I had lost all but maybe $20.  Threw it all down on one hand of blackjack, won a nice chunk of change and caught a lucky streak.  Ended up leaving the casino with my original $500 plus another $500.  

[MDS]

why?  so you can not do that too?

boy dont you know, jewish people smoke weed. im no pot head, not by any means, but for a bachelor party its a must have.

[Rome]

The strippers in Tampa are exceptional as well.  I don't know where they come from but a lot of them seem to be college students without track marks & full body piercings.  Trust me, living in Daytona Beach, that's quite refreshing.

[paco]

I highly recommend the Borgata.  I was the best man at a 2004 wedding and had the bachelor party there:

In-room strippers + all-night poker and drinking + I actually punched someone = good clean fun

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And yes.  Good "clean" fun.

Bring weed. Weed is great.

Its not only great the night of, but also great the morning after.  Especially when you are trying to smoke every last bud in a Atlantic City parking lot before your drive home.

[hbionic]

1. Vegas

- Drink without having to worry about driving. Go to the strip during the day and spend your money on cheap drinks between the flamingo and Harrahs....that little strip there has these small casinos and you can get cups of guiness for $2 a pop. whiskey for $3.

-Strip bars everywhere....all strippers fly into Vegas on weekends from all over the country, so usually, you have the softest breasts and the candiest smelling bitches.

-$3 breakfasts...at 3am!




2. Mexico

-Exchange rate
-baja california is mini-america...where all the sluts go to train.


You should fly to Vegas, take a bus to Mexico and then fly back to RJS's apartment for cheerios.

[hbionic]

Also,

pre-screen these strippers that you order.

Make sure you order them without stretch marks too.

Strippers with attitudes are the worst. Those are the ones that drive people to rape them, because they're too bitchy. You're a stripper bitch, so shut the farg up.

[Sgt PSN]

Go rent the movie Very Bad Things and follow it to a T. 

[Diomedes]

idea #1: 
At the start of all the fun, tell the groom to dress in a tux, don't tell him why.
take him to a gun range, where you can rent any kind of gun you want.  Bring a good camera and get some nice nice black and white shots of the groom shooting MAC 11s and pistol grip shotguns and shtein like that. 


Idea # 2..
Get him into a really really farging nice car on a race track.  Let him push some whip he'll never get to own around a track for a couple hours.  Race school/rent a Carrerra and turn the Blue Ridge Parkway into the track..whatever. 


Follow up either of these with plenty of booze and if you can find them, heavy doses of mushrooms.