Bachelor Party Ideas and Tips

[rjs246]

And lesbian butthole licking. Everyone keeps forgetting the most important part.

[Diomedes]

You got that angle covered.  No need to swing from your balls over it.

[MadMarchHare]

My brother's bachelor party consisted of:

-a ridiculous amount of alcohol.
-two nasty lesbian strippers covered in sores, who 69ed, then let us dildo them.
-a 300 lb stripper named Earthquake, who jumped in his lap and broke the chair, then left the house dressed in nothing but a G-string.  I'm sure the neighbors appreciated that.
-onto the bus, hit a couple strip clubs, ending at Wizzards on Walnut, where he had his underpants ripped off upwards by three strippers.
-a whole lot of vomiting.

The next morning, he was a shade of lime green.  Even after puking all night.  Went home in the clothes he wore that night (sans underwear), to find his in-laws at the house, waiting to take him out to breakfast.  Must have made a great impression.

[ice grillin you]

montreal

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

"You know that Canadian beer's like moonshine."
"Hell yeah!"

[Seabiscuit36]

"You know that Canadian Stripers let you touch their cherrios."
"Hell yeah!"

[rjs246]

montreal

An excellent suggestion. I'm hoping that the next one of my idiot friends to get married will go there for the bachelor party.

[hbionic]

Are you guys serious about 'Mon-real'?

[Sgt PSN]

No.  Everyone's making it up with the hope that you'll go up there and become the love slave to a Yeti-like Canadian Mountie. 

[reese125]

montreal

An excellent suggestion. I'm hoping that the next one of my idiot friends to get married will go there for the bachelor party.

I went their for my Bachelor party a year and a half ago because of all the hype I heard about how hot the strippers were, you can do this and that with them--even went during the Jazz Festival looking for more of a party. We went to about 5 different joints--little different than Philly. Dont believe all the hype. It wont be all that different than going to the back room in Cheerleaders-

The best part was golfing at Club de Golf de L'Ile de Montreal and one stripper named Storm--ridiculous

[ice grillin you]

a ten in philly is like a five (maybe) in montreal...and im not just talking about strippers and whores...but girls in general

plus you can get these tens to come to your hotel (with as much coke as you want them to bring) and bang your entire bachelor party for what a round of drinks would cost at cheerleaders

i dont know if montreal would be as fun as vegas but its infinitely better than AC

[rjs246]

The women in Montreal are farging out of this world.

[reese125]

plus you can get these tens to come to your hotel (with as much coke as you want them to bring)

ok igs, I didnt know you got down like that..my bad

[PhillyPhanInDC]

plus you can get these tens to come to your hotel (with as much coke as you want them to bring)

ok igs, I didnt know you got down like that..my bad

You don't? farging Hoyda. Get out of this thread, and don't come back until you've got some fishbowl platforms.

[hbionic]

a ten in philly is like a five (maybe) in montreal

a ten in philly is like blind, retarded, amputee, fatchicks anywhere other than philly.