Bachelor Party Ideas and Tips

[PhillyPhanInDC]

My older brother, the dunce that he is, is getting married in March. I'm the best man and am planning a bachelor party. I've been to all kinds, wild nights spent bar hopping, seedy strip joints, nights of poker and boozing, and even a weekend ski trip once. I've always found the strip joint thing to boring at best, and farging expensive. Six dollar warm beer and disinterested strippers paired with pounding techno just never seem like good fun.

Party should be around 15 guys, in the Philly area. The ideas I have are as follows:

1. Paintball in the afternoon, then meet up at a nice bar downtown in the evening and booze it up.
2. A night in A.C., probably the Borgota or another decent casino.
3. A catered deal at the house, with poker, good booze, and good food. Some various forms of gags and entertainment.

That's pretty much all I have. Shooting to schedule it around the end of February. All jokes aside (which means precisely dick around here) anyone have any ideas or tips for a kick ass, memorable bachelor party?

[Father Demon]

3 day trip to Vegas.  There is no other way.

[Cerevant]

Combine 1&3.

1) You'll save money on the bar tab
2) You don't have to worry about getting the drunks home
3) You don't have to worry about who is paying for the groom's drinks.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I highly recommend the Borgata.  I was the best man at a 2004 wedding and had the bachelor party there:

In-room strippers + all-night poker and drinking + I actually punched someone = good clean fun

[rjs246]

I've been a part of several bachelor parties. One was in Amsterdam... may not be practical.

The other two consisted of:
1. As best man I organized A. pre-party keg at my place in arlington B. drunk bus with cases to Dave & Buster's in MD for steak and beer and video games C. drunk bus from Dave & Buster's to strip clubs in Georgetown D. drunk bus back to my place for post-party keg E. vomit.
2. As an attendee we went paintballing, then to a bar, then internet-ordered strippers to come to my place where the strippers showed us their c-section scars and offered up their 'private' services, I passed out face down on the floor and the groom-to-be looked on uncomfortably.

Both were successes in their own special way. It all depends on what you're looking for.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

internet-ordered strippers to come to my place where the strippers showed us their c-section scars and offered up their 'private' services

You weren't, by chance, part of the Duke lacrosse team...?

[rjs246]

No. These strippers were white. And moms.

[rjs246]

Oh wait I forgot I was at another bachelor party that consisted of a lesbian (internet-ordered) whipped cream show at my apartment. That was the first time I saw one girl lick another's butthole live. Perhaps my favorite memory. Ever.

[Seabiscuit36]

I've been a part of several bachelor parties. One was in Amsterdam... may not be practical.

then internet-ordered strippers to come to my place where the strippers showed us their c-section scars and offered up their 'private' services, I passed out face down on the floor and the groom-to-be looked on uncomfortably.

  Thats how we celebrated my buddy breaking up with his long time girlfriend.  Had the stripper come to my parents house when they were out of town.  The stripper wouldnt move her school girl dress, we kept asking, then she finally took it off and there it was. .. A huge C Section scar.  Great night. 

Whatever bars you go to, tell them you're with a bachelor party.  On mine, everyone got to drink as much as we wanted for 25bucks each guy.  Great drunking night, one of my groomsman punched our limodriver because he had Googley Eyes.  For some reason my boy thought the driver was coked out of his mind, not that he had googley eyes

[rjs246]

So to summarize:
1. Strippers are good.
2. Lesbian cheerio eating strippers are better.
3. Beer is mandatory.
4. Drunk bus is good because no one has to stop drinking.
5. Amsterdam wins.

[SD_Eagle5]

3 day trip to Vegas.  There is no other way.

winner

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

So to summarize:
1. Strippers are good.
2. Lesbian cheerio eating strippers are better.
3. Beer is mandatory.
4. Drunk bus is good because no one has to stop drinking.
5. Amsterdam wins.

I see nothing about c-section scars and am thus invalidating this entire post.

[Rome]

Oh wait I forgot I was at another bachelor party that consisted of a lesbian (internet-ordered) whipped cream show at my apartment. That was the first time I saw one girl lick another's butthole live. Perhaps my favorite memory. Ever.

I didn't even see it and it's in my top ten.


And I'm with Demon regarding Vegas.

[mussa]

Last summer I had one for my best friend at his cabin in the moutains. 20 dudes, some guys tented it, the rest sleep in the cabin. we got 2 kegs, a ton of booze, 2 bushel's of maryland blue crabs and a bunch of steaks. it was great and we had perfect 80 degree weather in august. we got drunk all weekend, ate a ton of great food, played horse shoes. drank from morning til morning. swam in the creek. had a keg tossing contest(which i won) no strippers, which he didn't want, it was one of the best ive ever been to.

my advice would be to do something your bro is interested in and then add booze and strippers if thats his cup of tea

vegas has to be the place though...i think i may be going to one there in the summer

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Last summer I had one for my best friend at his cabin in the moutains. 20 dudes

hbionic started to chub at the beginning of this.  Guaranteed.