The Eagles Offseason Thread(all aboard the Brian Finneran bandwagon)

[ice grillin you]

according to gargano (heckert) chiefs want a one and a two for allen and he wants 30 mil guaranteed @ 10 mil a year

[MultipleScoregasims]

that's because biged is a mutant who's special power is to be able to transform into inanimate objects...so during strategy meetings, he is usually a lamp, or table.

of course, the rest of the time, he transforms into an incredible bore.

alot of people think if you get struck by lightining you get super powers too...but when it happened to me the only special powers i got was to roll on the ground and shtein myself...will i use it for good or evil? stay tuned...

sorry i'm really bored at work

[SunMo]

i'm just happy that my one post is providing you so much inspiration.

[phattymatty]

i don't know who you are but if you really got struck by lightning that is awesome.

[Rome]

  . . . feel the love.

[Sgt PSN]

i don't know who you are but if you really got struck by lightning that is awesome.

And the fact that he shtein himself makes it super awesome. 

[MultipleScoregasims]

i don't know who you are but if you really got struck by lightning that is awesome.

"lightning" or as i like to call it God's drive by shooting happened to me last tuesday morning when i stood in my back yard with a nine iron, drunk off power and chivas regal and shouted, "thunder, THUNDER! THUDERCATS !  HOOOO!!" at which point God smite me for worshiping false idols and covenanting they neighbors cheetaraha.  and may he who is called I AM strike me down if i am lying.  

i cant believe i get paid to sit around like this, god bless america

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

its really only a second and a third for allen...he would be their first rounder this year

That logic doesn't make any sense at all.  None. 

It's really a 1st, a 3rd, and a 2nd next year.  And Allen would be the replacement for all three picks.  I'm not sure where you pull the "1st rounder doesn't count" stuff from, but it probably has to do with your proximity to FedEx Field.

because it would guarantee that the eagles 'first round pick" would be a pro bowler...

with the first pick in the nfl draft the philadelphia eagles select jared allen from the kc chiefs...in exchange for this pick the eagles give the chiefs their 2008 third round pick and their 2009 second round pick


got it?

Your explanation is neither enlightening nor opinion-changing.  It's stupid skins fan logic.

[ice grillin you]

its not logic its fact

[Feva]

Damn... I guess CJ really ain't happening.

Sources: Skins offer '08 first-rounder, '09 pick for Johnson; Cincy says no
By Chris Mortensen
ESPN.com



How serious are the Cincinnati Bengals about not giving in to Chad Johnson's trade demands?

Serious enough to swat away an offer from the Washington taterskins that could have netted the Bengals two first-round draft picks, team and league sources said.

The taterskins offered its first-round pick, No. 21 overall, and a conditional third-rounder in 2009 that could escalate to a first rounder if Johnson and the taterskins hit certain performance levels, the sources said.

It was not the first time the taterskins approached the Bengals about a deal, but it was the first significant proposal.

The Bengals have not only rejected the taterskins, but two other NFC East suitors -- the Dallas Cowboys and Philadelphia Eagles -- have been informed that there has been no change in the team's position that Johnson will not be traded.

The Bengals have noted to those suitors that Johnson has been the "second-highest paid receiver" in the NFL during the past three years, indignant about suggestions that Johnson also wants a new contract, the sources said.

Trading Johnson also would mean Cincinnati would take an $8 million salary-cap hit, but that amount could be split over the next two years. Additionally, as one owner who wished to remain anonymous told ESPN.com, "There's nothing wrong with dead money. It's cash already paid and it's cash back in your pocket that you don't have to spend, especially with the [high] amount of everyone's salary cap these days."

[Seabiscuit36]

[rjs246]

Everyone realizes that if the Bengals trade Johnson before June 1st he counts as 8mil against their cap, right? All of this bullshtein does not mean that he won't be traded.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Everyone realizes that if the Bengals trade Johnson before June 1st he counts as 8mil against their cap, right? All of this bullshtein does not mean that he won't be traded.

I thought the last CBA took away the June 1st thing.

[SD_Eagle5]

Everyone realizes that if the Bengals trade Johnson before June 1st he counts as 8mil against their cap, right? All of this bullshtein does not mean that he won't be traded.

I just posted the same thing in the point and laugh at the racists thread

[Philly Crew]

Everyone realizes that if the Bengals trade Johnson before June 1st he counts as 8mil against their cap, right? All of this bullshtein does not mean that he won't be traded.

You are exactly right.  In true Bungles fashion, they will wait until after June 1, when the draft is over and Chad doesn't report, then they will try to trade him and will be lucky to get a 1st.