The Eagles Offseason Thread(all aboard the Brian Finneran bandwagon)

[Don Ho]

My son attended Timmy Chang's football camp in January.

[Don Ho]

oh and Mosi Tatupu was my PE teacher in fifth grade.

[Cerevant]

My cousin dated the bouncer chick that was flashed by Mike Mamula.

[Munson]

My cousin dated the bouncer chick that was flashed by Mike Mamula.

Winner.

[SD_Eagle5]

My brother-in-law got told off by Duce. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Murp played pool with him

[Seabiscuit36]

Ryan Moats bought a car from my dad, then proceded to leave his playbook in the showroom

[General_Failure]

My brother-in-law got told off by Duce. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Murp played pool with him

My brother-in-law never mentioned playing pool with MURP.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

beat real-life David Akers in Madden 2003 with a field goal from a virtual David Akers

That rules.

[PhillyGirl]

I beat Sheldon Brown at air hockey before his rookie year and talked shtein to him the whole time....including numerous short jokes.

[PhillyPhreak54]

considine up close looks like less of a football player than some people on this board.

Well, that's not saying much.  After all, we have near-pros on this board.  MURP is basically the same as Josh Parry, and Munson ran a 4.46.

You forgot that Phreak played against Tommie Harris and MURP was the first person to intercept one of Jeff Smoker's passes in HS.

And I work with a guy whose Dad played for the Eagles and coached Ryan Moats. And the guy I work with also played for Texas A&M. Does that count?

I coulda sworn you said something about playing a game against Drew Henson or Hutchison or one of them other bums the Cowboys brought in.

Nope, Tommie Harris and Michael Jameson are the cats I played against.

[Feva]

munson?...or do you mean the white desean jackson

Hahahaha.... 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I beat Sheldon Brown at air hockey before his rookie year and talked shtein to him the whole time....including numerous short jokes.

Beermonkey >>>>>> you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Munson's actual 40 time

[Rome]

I did shots with Mike Reichenbach & Byron Evans at Maloney's in Margate.   Rich Gannon was there too but he was a flag.  He didn't drink alcohol but he did make a pass at one of my wife's girlfriends, though, which was funny because she's a lesbian.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I asked Tom Heckert if the Eagles were pursuing Ashley Lelie.

[General_Failure]

I helped Mike Zordich dump a hooker into the Delaware.