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Started by SunMo, November 18, 2007, 10:40:06 PM

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SunMo

Things More Likely to Happen Than The Eagles Winning Sunday:

Tammy Reid winning the Mother of the Year award
Bill Belichick NOT looking like a fag on the sidelines
Danny Boy changing the nickname of the football team in Washington
Al Michaels not slobbering all over them the entire game
Dio watching the game on TV
Munson hitting puberty
Mussa discovering a cure for cancer
IGY and PG spending an afternoon reflecting on their friendship
MDS giving a quarter to a homeless black person


I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

MDS

SunMo not giving his friend Dave a handjob
SunMo not giving his friend Brian a rimjob
SunMo not taking it up the ass from his friend Greg
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54


QB Eagles


Munson

Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Cerevant

Quote from: MDS on November 18, 2007, 10:43:51 PM
SunMo not giving his friend Dave a handjob
SunMo not giving his friend Brian a rimjob
SunMo not taking it up the ass from his friend Greg

He did admit to getting "rear ended" on Sunday...
An ad hominem fallacy consists of asserting that someone's argument is wrong and/or he is wrong to argue at all purely because of something discreditable/not-authoritative about the person or those persons cited by him rather than addressing the soundness of the argument itself.

SunMo

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Rome


Magical_Retard

is this happened before? 2 straight sunday night games for the pats? any other team get that b4?

as for things more likely to happen: madden talking about how tom brady and the pats are the real deal.

Marge: I have someone who can help you!
Homer: Is it BATMAN!!??
Marge: No hes a scientist
Homer: Batman is a scientist.
Marge: Its not BATMAN!

SunMo

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Me not posting from my phone at least once between now and kickoff.

PhillyPhanInDC

Me watching any portion of this inevitable embarrassment.
The Eagles correcting any of their GLARING deficiencies in the offseason
McNabb being traded next year
Me not taking a gigantic, most glorious dump Thursday evening.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Feva

"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

hbionic

Eagles shooting a homerun, right before tip-off in the college stanley cup of canada's Euro-league.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05