The Most Unprepared For A Game EVER

Started by PhillyPhreak54, September 30, 2007, 11:26:21 PM

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PhillyPhreak54

The D was good...very good.

Obviously its too early to give up on Justice, but they better be ready to put Herremans at LT and MJG at LG.

Father Demon

The defense gave up 10 points.  That's enough to wiona game.

the coachiing - here's a news flash - lost this game because they are stupidstubbornstupidhorribleinthegame bad.

farging coaches.
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MDS

This is a low point for the Eagles. No, not the game. It's the fact that they have lost the attention of the town to the Philadelphia Phillies. The farging Phillies! The farging team that has won one championship in 120 years of baseball. The team with a douchenoozle for a manager, and old senial fart for a gm, and an ownership group that merely cares about making a profit. That farging team. It's a sad, sad day. Sad.

Performing this abortion of all abortions tonight, hours after the Phillies won the NL East, heading into the bye week where the Phillies will complete their first round series, the Eagles will be the farging B option on peoples collectively retarded minds.

Congratulations, Andy. You fat Mormon farg who should've worn a condom instead of reproducing that screwup called Britt, you are now lower than the Phillies.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

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PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: MDS on September 30, 2007, 11:46:51 PM
This is a low point for the Eagles. No, not the game. It's the fact that they have lost the attention of the town to the Philadelphia Phillies. The farging Phillies! The farging team that has won one championship in 120 years of baseball. The team with a douchenoozle for a manager, and old senial fart for a gm, and an ownership group that merely cares about making a profit. That farging team. It's a sad, sad day. Sad.

Performing this abortion of all abortions tonight, hours after the Phillies won the NL East, heading into the bye week where the Phillies will complete their first round series, the Eagles will be the farging B option on peoples collectively retarded minds.

Congratulations, Andy. You fat Mormon farg who should've worn a condom instead of reproducing that screwup called Britt, you are now lower than the Phillies.

Impressive rant, Todd.

Will you be publishing that?

MDS

No, but I am working on a puff piece for the Metro about how great Eagles fans have been and how they have supported the team through thick and thin. It's about the 3000th time the article has been written, so I'll endlessly search for an original angle on this one.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: MDS on September 30, 2007, 11:53:10 PM
No, but I am working on a puff piece for the Metro about how great Eagles fans have been and how they have supported the team through thick and thin. It's about the 3000th time the article has been written, so I'll endlessly search for an original angle on this one.

Tough assignment after this junk of a game.

Can I be quoted?

MDS

If my editor let's me interview a normal fan, then yea, I'll use some you iceholes. But I did Ray Didinger last week (firm handshake, nice guy) and have to do Tom Brookshier pretty soon. I'm special, I know.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

SD_Eagle5

Quote from: MDS on October 01, 2007, 12:03:50 AM
If my editor let's me interview a normal fan, then yea, I'll use some you iceholes. But I did Ray Didinger last week (firm handshake, nice guy) and have to do Tom Brookshier pretty soon. I'm special, I know.

Diddy did a good job of bashing the coaching staff after the game tonight.

Phanatic

So did the Eagles decide to get some consulting done from Kotite or something?

This team's coaching staff needs an enema!
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PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: MDS on October 01, 2007, 12:03:50 AM
If my editor let's me interview a normal fan, then yea, I'll use some you iceholes. But I did Ray Didinger last week (firm handshake, nice guy) and have to do Tom Brookshier pretty soon. I'm special, I know.

Did he kiss you afterwards?

MDS

No, I just give him a rug and tug. I did want to stay and ask him some other stuff, but my mind was on the Phillies, so I rushed to some bar on the Parkway to see the end of the game.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

YOu should have asked him to watch film with him one day at NFLFilms

Magical_Retard

i know madden was calling the game but even he called out the fact they didnt provide justice any help well into the 4rth qrt...and that was the only play where i saw them do it.

spagnolia has done a rather horrible job so far in ny but they made him look like a genius last night. he knew exactly how stupid our coaching staff is.

i also loved the play where they didnt block strahan and let him take a clear shot on mcnabb. seriously when mcnabb gets hurt in a week or 2 everyone is going to stay he is soo weak but i doubt many QBs can take a beating like that over and over.

ive never ever seen such a arrogant and stubborn coach in my life. granted i havent been watching as long as you guys (im 24) but this is just horrible. its basic football. its 101. i was shocked to see how well buck was running so of course we went away from it. i think reid thinks its against the rules to run 2 times in a row.

1-3 while the cowboys are 4-0. lost to the giants and taterskins. just horrible. and i have to be at work today with all the giants fans laughing at me. i wanna roundhouse kick them in the face.
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PoopyfaceMcGee

The best part was when Michaels said something like, "Maybe a few years down the line, Winston Justice will be ready to block Umeniyora, but he's certainly not ready now."


I put the entire blame on abandoning the run game too early, as usual.  Buckhalter's running all over the Giants, so the Eagles pass on 3 straight downs and stall... SMART.  I remember a drive quite some time ago (obviously) when Rodney Hampton carried the ball all the way down the field and scored a TD on the Eagles.  Buckhalter could have done that, but instead Reid had to go back to the pass.

I did notice Mohrninweg calling plays again at the end of the game.  Not that it matters now, but why in hell did Reid ever take back playcalling?  Oh yeah.. he's a pompous fat piece of shtein.