OFFICIAL EAGLES vs taterskinS Game Thread!

[hunt]

i hate this team.

[Philly Crew]

The absolute worst thing about the game were the chants of Super Bowl at the sports bar I was at from the Skins fans.  I truly despise them.  I'm amazed I wasn't in a fight.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The absolute worst thing about the game were the chants of Super Bowl at the sports bar I was at from the Skins fans.  I truly despise them.  I'm amazed I wasn't in a fight.

You have to be careful about that kind of stuff, though.  With your military training, you could be sent up for years just because you defended yourself.  Then, with the help of a young John Cusack in the FBI, you'd have to thwart John Malkovich as he hijacks a plane, eventually crash-landing in Vegas, with spectacular results!!

[SunMo]

holy shtein...FF with a funny ass post, this truly is a zesty day

[SunMo]

i'm so sick of seeing the Jim Johnson drop the defensive ends into coverage.  you have a big third down and they complete a pass for a first, and who makes the tackle?  trent farging cole.  why the farg isn't your best pass rusher rushing the passer on third down?  you aren't fooling anybody with this shtein anymore...christ almighty.

[Phanatic]

So I hear Gaither and Spikes name all game. Who the heck is the third line backer and is he even on the field?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

So I hear Gaither and Spikes name all game. Who the heck is the third line backer and is he even on the field?

I believe his name is Long Duck Dong.

[BigEd76]

Kearse had as many tackles in the game as I did.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Kearse had as many tackles in the game as I did.

14?

Seriously, sell Kearse for glue.  He's done.


The window is closed.  Time to ramp up for the next disappointing almost-champions.

[rjs246]

Ironically, the fact that they are so far below the salary cap actually now makes me happy with respect to rebuilding. They should have enough money to bring in quality players to build around.


HAHAhahahahaahaahahaaasherfnew, what am I talking about? Fire Andy Reid, then I'll get excited about anything.

[ice grillin you]

i still cant get over the timeout at the end of the half and then a westbrook run

[SunMo]

haha, oh yeah, i totally forgot about that.  at least my halftime hoagie tasted yummy

[ice grillin you]

he doesnt wanna use him to return a punt but hell lengthen the game an extra play to give him a meaningless carry

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

haha, oh yeah, i totally forgot about that.  at least my halftime hoagie tasted yummy

You didn't sneak it in, did you?!?!?!?!!?

he doesnt wanna use him to return a punt but hell lengthen the game an extra play to give him a meaningless carry

Oh, since you were at the game, you missed this stat:

Of all NFL head coaches in history with 100 or more games coached, Andy Reid has the highest pass/run ratio at about 59/41.  Warm fuzzy feelings all around.

[Yeti]

Just another slow start to the season.  By week 10 this will seem like a bad dream.  The Eagles exist to age their fan base unnaturally.  

farg you Charles Barkley.