Also, where are the Haikus? (MURP)

[Seabiscuit36]

Mcnabb is a bitch
Has no Balls, no heart
Get over the draft

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Many of you suck
It's not hard to count to 5
And once to 7

[hbionic]

Eli is bitch one
He wears a stupid ass face
Cole should Schiavo him

[phattymatty]

He wears a stupid ass face

bravo.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Of the Manning clan
Elisha is the black sheep
Cooper sucks less ass

[MDS]

The Giants are gay
Seriously, they are gay
They like cock alot

[ice grillin you]

big money big money
no whammies ssssss STOP!
case of turtle wax

[hbionic]

Giants are blue, Red
skins are red, Dallas sucks balls,
and sarge gives me head.

[Munson]

If this game had a
Butt, I'd put my cork in it
Don't farging lose, please

[rjs246]

Giants can't defend the pass,
Not that it matters.
Eagles will make sure it's close.

[phattymatty]

if he had his wish
gap toof would suck runyans balls
all night and all day

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Giants can't defend the pass,
Not that it matters.
Eagles will make sure it's close.

You are not special
Haikus are 5-7-5
Get with the program

[rjs246]

They can also be seven
Five seven, dingus.
Stinky banana waffles.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You just traded for
Derek Anderson, spanky.
Hilarious stuff.

[rjs246]

I heart beer at work.
You nerds aren't as drunk as I.
Chinese paper buns.