kim kardashian

[hbionic]

It's all of you TV watching morons that pay for her. So stop hating. She's YOU'RE product, and a little bit of mine.

[methdeez]

What? A trade school? What are you in middle america? Trade School. Yes, Trade School. Where they train you to get a job that pays you 18 million dollars.

Trade School. Ha.

saaaaaaarcasm.

[Hawk]

Her agent reached out to NBA agents looking for a New York area boyfriend.  Gallinari was asked first and passed.  Humphries said yes.  LOVE is magical.

[Sgt PSN]

Her agent reached out to NBA agents looking for a New York area boyfriend.  Gallinari was asked first and passed.  Humphries said yes.  LOVE is magical.

I don't know if this is sarcasm or not, but I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if this is how it actually went down. 

[MDS]

thats pretty much how it went, actually

14 year old girls will continue to love here and they more or less drive the trends in this country

[MDS]

seriously

[phattymatty]

she's in town today.

also, kate upton, charlize theron, bunch of other whores all threw a party in my office building last night and i somehow did not know about it. i always know this stuff. i am sad today. and hungover.

[Diomedes]

Grandmas watch Kardashian sex tape

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mYbLFD_BwE&feature=youtu.be

[PhillyPhreak54]

That's hilarious.

Oh my god...look at it! Two hands with space in the middle!

[Sgt PSN]

Speaking of Kim K, she declared her intentions to run for Mayor of the town of Glendale, CA.  This town has one of the highest Armenian populations in the country so I guess she thinks that she'll win the election since she is also Armenian.  The only problem is that Glendale does not have a public mayoral election.  There's a town/city counsel and the members of the councel are the ones who elect the Mayor.  So she'd have to run for counsel, get elected, hold that position for at least 1 year ($30k salary) and then get elected Mayor by her peers. 

I for one am totally surprised that she was not aware of this before announcing her campaign.  She seems so smart on tv.

Also, for reasons I'm not even going to try and figure out, she attended the White House Correspondent's Dinner as a guest of.....wait for it.....Fox News.   

[Rome]

I wish she and her farged up family would agree to commit suicide live on tee-vee.  I would gladly pay $49.95 to see that.

[MDS]

[BigEd76]

So apparently they named the daughter North.  Yep....North West.  Even Rome thinks this is awful

[phattymatty]

i met a dude at the bar tonight whose last name starts with a C, he named his week old daughter something T something H just so her initials would be THC.

[hbionic]

So apparently they named the daughter North.  Yep....North West.  Even Rome thinks this is awful

Even the retarded kids are gonna have to make fun of her.