Harry Potter doesn't die

[Wingspan]

 

[SunMo]

Yeah... black guys can read.

i'm worried about whether you are calling in a strike on the blackphone, so i'm just going to leave this all alone now

[Feva]

Wise choice.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Yay!  I got one!

[Rome]

You got someone to read a children's book written by a woman who should be cleaning fish for a living.

You rule.

[Quasimoto]

Unfortunately I was dragged to waiting in line for almost two hours with my girlfriend for this.  But the night got interesting when a bunch of kids rolled up with megaphones and yelled out what were apparently spoilers.  Turns out whatever they were saying wasn't true but it was enjoyable for at least 45 minutes.

I'm so glad I'll never have to hear about Harry farging Potter ever again.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You got someone to read a children's book written by a woman who should be cleaning fish for a living.

You rule.

Wrong.  I ruined the ending for one the toolbags who was already going to read it.

I get bonus points because he's a Mets fan.

[rjs246]

Don't kid yourself. No one in this conversation get bonus points for anything other than killing themselves.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Arsenic for everyone!

[Quasimoto]

I prefer cyanide

[Diomedes]

Don't kid yourself. No one in this conversation get bonus points for anything other than killing themselves.

No one, including you or me douchebag.

[rjs246]

I make no claims to the contrary, hipster.

[Diomedes]

I'm a hipster.

[rjs246]

Yes. We know.

[SunMo]

if i hear the word hipster one more time, i'm going to go ape shtein