Women

[Eagaholic]

I was pondering this question last night: Would you take the girl of your dreams (meaning looks/personality etc.) or one million dollars?

Girl of my dreams, hands down. Of course, she'd also be filthy rich. But if I had to choose only one, I'm not sure what order I'd rank

- rich
- gorgeous
- hysterectomy
 

[Rome]

I had lunch with the family at Steak & Shake today, (...igybatsignal...) and the waitress who waited on us looked like someone who'd be portraying a server in a S & S television commercial.   Gorgeous young blonde who seemed to be as sweet as she was pretty. 

I'm positive that if (1) she was rich & famous, and (2) not working in a Steak & Shake for a living, she'd be a total bitch to everyone around her.

[MDS]

are you guys playing a game called "who can say the most obtuse, sexist thing?"

[Rome]

No.  We're talking about women.  Move along, virgin.

[MDS]

no youre talking about human beings as if they are objects

im sure your daughter isnt going to be a "total bitch" because hes obviously super hot because youre obviously super hot and your obviously married someone who is super hot.

i can only imagine how awesome and rewarding it must be around you all. what woman could resist...

[General_Failure]

Things have gone terribly wrong when MDS is the voice of reason.

[Rome]

It's possible we could be using blatant sarcasm as a means to entertain ourselves on the internet and MDS completely missed it.

Maybe.

[MDS]

yeah i dont think so

i know men talk this all the time...especially men who are hideous looking and have no reason to. i may be a terrible person who has no redeeming qualities but i have plenty of self awareness

[Tomahawk]

No chance for this cowboy.

Not with that attitude.

[Rome]

[Tomahawk]

Damn dude, sorry to hear. Hope you find your stuff!

[hbionic]

Since she's back in the market now, who here has first dibs on Mrs. Rome?

[Diomedes]

Kelsi sounds like she's a lot more fun, probably gives head.

[Sgt PSN]

But Mrs Rome likes scavenger hunts. And those are fun too.

[Sgt PSN]

SD will appreciate this.

Had a dream that I was arguing with my ex. No idea what the argument was about, but I could feel the anger building. Finally I just cocked back and punched her square in the farging mouth and knocked her the farg out.  Next thing I know, the world is giving me a medal.  It was like the closing scene of Star Wars and people from all over the world were there cheering me.  Then I woke up.

Best. Dream. Ever.