Beer Drinkers Should Act Like Beer Drinkers

[Rome]

i'm a groomsman in a wedding tomorrow with a totally open bar...

i'm going to get dangerous

Are there other kinds of weddings?

Actually, nevermind. If there are, I dont' want to know.

I went to a traditional Jewish wedding once where no alcohol was served and men sat on one side of the synagogue while the women sat on the other.

I had about enough of that after 10 farging minutes and ended up going across the street to a bar to watch the Flyers play.

It's weird how they have to get married after sunset...   

[ice grillin you]

that wedding i went to last weekend in norfolk was dry....they had pina coloda and daquiri machines...like slurpee vending type johnsons but they were virgin....sickening

[Sgt PSN]

It's weird how they have to get married after sunset...  

Dude, have you never seen a Jewish chick's nose?  I don't think it's weird that they get married after dark, I think it's a public farging service.  No one wants to see that shtein.  Including the groom. 

[Father Demon]

that wedding i went to last weekend in norfolk was dry....they had pina coloda and daquiri machines...like slurpee vending type johnsons but they were virgin....sickening

Was that the two snowflakes in a coal mine wedding?

[Rome]

It's weird how they have to get married after sunset...   

Dude, have you never seen a Jewish chick's nose?  I don't think it's weird that they get married after dark, I think it's a public farging service.  No one wants to see that shtein.  Including the groom. 

Most of them have the hook removed before they get hitched.  This particular girl did.  She went from ghastly looking to just ordinary.  The plastic surgeon who worked on her was a fricken artist, I must say.  She was uglier than a three day hangover before the surgery, yet afterward, she was just average.  Quite an accomplishment.

[ice grillin you]

Was that the two snowflakes in a coal mine wedding?

it most certainly was

[ice grillin you]

gettin barksdale wit it




hit?



line dance kid

[Seabiscuit36]

Damn IGY, High School Gym and all.  My buddy went to a black wedding.  He was the only white guy and he went stag.  No alcohol, but he said he had a good time.  I would have to bring a flask.

[ice grillin you]

ha...it was actually at a masonic temple...it was essentially a school cafeteria

i thought about the flask but went against the idea at the last second cince i had to drive home after the wedding

[SunMo]

12 - Jack and Cokes
5 - beers
2 - Irish car bombs
1 - inappropriate "dance" with an 18 year old girl from my new brother-in-law's family

my head hurts

[Munson]

Since we didn't really have shot glasses, i'm taking a wild stab at about 18 shots of Smirnoff last night. I was too drunk to stop the girl from pouring more into my cup, but not drunk enough to stop myself from drinking it.

The night ended pretty sloppy. And I can't remember a damn thing about it all.

[rjs246]

What a farging douchebag.

[Seabiscuit36]

I'm calling Shenanigans, Munson isnt trying his drunk typing.  Plus, get this shtein out of the Beer Drinkers thread flag, it belongs in Random Musings No-one Gives a Shtein About

[Sgt PSN]

Munson reminds me of this kid in highschool that we got high on acid.  Except it wasn't acid.  It was just cut up little pieces of tracing paper.  But he didn't know that so he thought (or at least acted) like he was tripping. 

[Seabiscuit36]

hahaa,  he's the kid you would sell Oregano and Grass cuttings with Raid on it, and he's tell you the next day that it was the best stuff he's ever had