Anyone had a crappy meal at a cheap joint lately?

[Sgt PSN]

Orange juice isn't even that expensive yet for some reason restaurants charge you like it's Jim Beam.

Then maybe you should just order Jim Beam with your breakfast instead of orange juice, Nancy.  

[Sgt PSN]

As for free blow jobs, your sister does quite a tidy job...  

You enjoyed the blow from my brother?

Post surgery, yes... 

After she became a he?

[Rome]

Getting hummers from Romes is your line, Sassy, not mine.

[Sgt PSN]

Chuggie's the only dude I let blow me.  And that's only if he asks politely and doesn't smell all Mexican. 

[Rome]

There was a girl I knew in high school who would only suck your cock if she could pour Jack Daniel's on it beforehand.

Ouch.

[Sgt PSN]

How is your mom these days anyway? 

[rjs246]

There was a girl I knew in high school who would only suck your cock if she could pour Jack Daniel's on it beforehand.

Ouch.

What do you mean, 'Ouch'? JD makes everything better.

[Father Demon]

Today is my son's birthday, so he gets to pick out where we go to dinner.

Where does he pick?

Old Country Buffet.

ugh.....

[SD_Eagle5]

I like Old Country Buffet

[Dillen]

I remember when I was like 7 years old, I had gotten some catfish at Old Country Buffett. It was good but then when my mom told me what it was I didnt eat it.

[Sgt PSN]

I like Old Country Buffet

I don't think that's the point.  I can think of a hundred different places that a kid would usually pick instead.  Unless the kid likes to eat a lot.  Then a buffet makes total sense.  

[SD_Eagle5]

True, but Demon's getting off easy, a meal for 3 at OCB costs around 20 bones.

[Father Demon]

True, but Demon's getting off easy, a meal for 3 at OCB costs around 20 bones.

Less.  We have 3 "kids eat free" coupons.

I seriously can't figure the kid out....

[SD_Eagle5]

Even better

[SunMo]

kids say the darndest things