Hey Ryan Fowler, farg YOU

[MDS]

This is my coming home present? Beautiful.

[hbionic]

This is my coming home present? Beautiful.

We didn't even know you were gone.

[Rome]

Love child... born in po-ver-ty!

[MDS]

This is my coming home present? Beautiful.

We didn't even know you were gone.

I meant from a hard days at the office, you silly little queen.

[SD_Eagle5]

The Titans are even dumber than the Eagles:

Titans | Update on Fowler contract offer
Mon, 12 Mar 2007 14:14:01 -0800

Updating previous reports, John Murphy, of Yahoo! Sports, reports the offer sheet restricted free-agent LB Ryan Fowler (Cowboys) signed with the Tennessee Titans is worth about $12 million over four years and includes about $4 million in up-front money.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Pointing and laughing at the Titans?

[TexasEagle]

Now they just need to lose on out Curtis and have B. Johnson blow out a knee walking out of 7-11 and this offseason will be complete.

[QB Eagles]

Now they just need to lose on out Curtis and have B. Johnson blow out a knee walking out of 7-11 and this offseason will be complete.

...while taking his mid-shift cigarette break.

[ice grillin you]

Pointing and laughing at the Titans?


sure about that?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

No, hence the question mark.

[Diomedes]

What name shall I give my love child?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

What name shall I give my love child?

Depends...

Boy:  Obama Diomedes Fowlersnatch
Girl:  Tipper Hillary Diopenis

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

PFT:

POSTED 5:47 p.m. EDT, March 12, 2007

EAGLES NOT UPSET ABOUT FOWLER ABOUT-FACE

WIP radio in Philly is reporting that linebacker Ryan Fowler, a restricted free agent, has chosen not to sign an offer sheet with the Eagles.  Instead, Fowler will sign an offer sheet with the Titans.

Understandably, Eagles fans are up in arms.  But here's what happened, as told to us by a source with knowledge of the situation.

Late last week, the Eagles and the Titans were both negotiating with Fowler, who previously played for the Cowboys.  Titans G.M. Mike Reinfeldt, however, had to return to Seattle to deal with a family medical issue.  Over the weekend, Fowler's agent, Alan Herman, was unable to reach Reinfeldt to determine whether the pending offer from the Titans was their final offer.

Acting under the assumption that they had the Titans' best offer, Herman and Fowler weighed the offers from Tennessee and Philly and Fowler decided to sign the Eagles' offer sheet.

On Sunday, Reinfeldt got back to Herman, and presented the Titans' final offer.  It was better than the Eagles' offer.  The only problem?  Herman already had told the Eagles that Fowler would sign the Eagles' offer sheet.

As we understand it, Herman explained the situation to the Eagles, and Fowler took Sunday night to make a decision.  On Monday morning, he decided to sign the offer sheet from the Titans.

The Eagles thereafter pulled from their official web site the story regarding Fowler's decision to sign with the team, prompting rampant speculation and confusion among the fan base.

Bottom line -- the Eagles are not upset.  It was an unusual set of circumstances, and but for Reinfeldt's personal situation the Titans would have gotten their final offer on the table at the same time that the Eagles did, and Fowler would have accepted it.

Though we don't know whether the offer contains a poison pill, we're told that the Titans' package is more front-loaded than the Eagles' offer, and that it is unlikely that the Cowboys will be able to match.  They have seven days to make a decision, after Fowler signs the offer sheet.

Phew.  At least Joe and Andy aren't upset.

[Diomedes]

Boy:  Obama Diomedes Fowlersnatch
Girl:  Tipper Hillary Diopenis

honestly...    D

that's the best you could do??

[Beermonkey]

We need to remember Ryan in Extremeskins.com fashion