Man made global warming is real.

[MDS]

if there ever was a time

[Rome]

Can't find enough illegals to do the cutting. 

Thanks, Trump!

[General_Failure]

Two things you can't find right now in front of Home Depot; Guys looking for work, and sod.

[Rome]

The forecast tracks are spaghetti right now. 

Meanwhile gas is up 15 cents overnight, bottled water is sold out everywhere (as are generators & most other hurricane supplies). 

Nothing says remain calm quite like a full blown panic. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Cheeto Dick gonna nuke it?

[Munson]

Not until it gets over Miami so he can lock up Florida

[Geowhizzer]

Local Target is completely out of water.

Naples is right at the edge of the cone.  Dorian would have to basically take a hard left to get here.  We'll probably get some wind and rain and localized flooding.

Batten down the hatches, Rome and GF.  Looks like a rough ride for you coming up.

[General_Failure]

They're saying some flooding here, but also that it'll be back down to Category 2 when it gets here.

[General_Failure]

My sister's down by Orlando, it looks like she'll be getting it worse than we will up here.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Is it going to hit Cheeto Dick's Mar A Lago? I hope so.

Good luck to your and your sis, GF

[Rome]

Cat 4 headed straight for Mar-a-Lago now

Suck my meatcicle, bitch.  🖕🏻

[Geowhizzer]

The last update makes it look like it's going to drive up I-95.

[Rome]

Cat 4 a day earlier than expected.  This is not good at all. 

The Euro model is tilting towards the storm riding the coast north.  Fifty miles this way and bye bye Rome. 

[General_Failure]

The people up here are going nuts stocking up on water and gas cans.  I stocked up on tortilla chips and got the generator prepped.

[Geowhizzer]

The European models are beginning to show Dorian staying out at sea.

Will still be bad for the east coast, but not as bad as a landfall.

For my side, my students will be disappointed when we still have school on Tuesday.