Ongoing NASCAR/Auto Racing 2008 Thread

[ice grillin you]

[Diomedes]

It burns when I pee

[Rome]

Am I the only one who finds it amusing that DALE EARNHARDT INTERNATIONAL is attempting to re-sign DALE EARNHARDT, JR.  Seriously.  That's good stuff.

Dale Earnhardt didn't even drive for DEI.  He drove for Richard Childress Racing.

Kill me now for knowing that fact.

[Event Horizon]

Am I the only one who finds it amusing that DALE EARNHARDT INTERNATIONAL is attempting to re-sign DALE EARNHARDT, JR.  Seriously.  That's good stuff.

Jr. doesn't own the business. Mother-in-law does. Hell, she won't even give Kerry Earnhardt a full time ride. Beesness is beesness.

[Diomedes]

NASCAR sucks.  NASCAR fans suck.  Suck suck suck.

[Rome]

NASCAR sucks.  NASCAR fans suck.  Suck suck suck.

Yeah, right.  Your secret's out, Dio.  Or should I say, Bubba

[Drunkmasterflex]

I'd like to know what's international about that?  Since when does international mean U.S. only, and Racist Redneck U.S. only at that?

There are a ton of rednecks at a race, but on the other hand you have a lot of regular people that are there as well.  Going to a race is very much like going to a college football game, accept you can usually bring booze in a cooler with you to the stands. 

[ice grillin you]

Going to a race is very much like going to a college football game

NO!

[Drunkmasterflex]

Going to a race is very much like going to a college football game

NO!

Yes, I am sure you have never been to one so how would you know. 

[Diomedes]

I don't have to take a fleshpop in the ass to know I don't like it.

farg NASCAR.  Those people think Stephen King is heavy reading, and the Olive Garden is fine Italian dining.

[rjs246]

I don't give a rat's ass what kind of people watch a sport. That same demographic watches hockey and I love hockey. What I care about is the fact that so many farging people are excited to sit and watch cars go around in circles for hours on end. What the farg is wrong with people?

[Diomedes]

Only idiots could be entertained by NASCAR.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

NASCAR's only fun when things blow up or someone dies, and those parts are always on SportsCenter.

[Diomedes]

I have to admit, I enjoyed NASCAR when Earnhardt's brains got scrambled inside his own skull.  All the hand wringing and finger pointing were kinda funny. 

I mean truly...what's funnier than trailer trash crying on camera??

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

What's better is all the people who still have the "3" on the back of their pickups or a bumper sticker or whatnot.

I guess if you're going to latch on to some icehole like Dale Earnhardt, never let go.