Why transexuals?

[Beermonkey]

While out for lunch today, I picked up copies of both of free weekly papers, the Philadelphia City Paper & Philadelphia Weekly. In addition to the some great articles, political commentary, band/bar/restaurant info & obscure comics, both papers have some really kick ass sections devoted strictly to ads for escort, sauna & phone sex services.

One thing I'm still amazed at, is the ratio of transexual to "real" female services, which is almost 2:1. Maybe it's because I grew up in a rural area or maybe it's because whenever I was having sex, I didn't wish the girl had a 9-inch dong (according to the ads, they're all at least that big) swinging beneath her, but I didn't realize there was such a demand for tranny services.  Conversely, I can't see why a gay man would want to do a guy that looked like a girl.

Why are they so popular? Any good tranny stories?

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On a seperate topic, I saw the following personal ad from tjpenn21 in the Men Seeking Men section, which reminded me of a few people I know on the EMB.

Hey there, I' am 27 year old guy looking to meet new people. I'm fun, caring, sensitive, witty...blah..blah...blah...Other Eagles fans, political junkies, and those with good grammatical skills a plus!!

[Diomedes]

... or maybe it's because whenever I was having sex, I didn't wish the girl had a 9' dong (according to the ads, they're all at least that big) swinging beneath her

Nine Foot Dong!!

[Beermonkey]

... or maybe it's because whenever I was having sex, I didn't wish the girl had a 9' dong (according to the ads, they're all at least that big) swinging beneath her

Nine Foot Dong!!

A man can dream.

[hbionic]

... or maybe it's because when I  have sex, I wish the girl had a 9' dong

Nine Foot Dong!!

A man can dream.

[Sgt PSN]

I've noticed recently that I'm getting a lot of tranny spam in my bulk email folder.  I hadn't checked my email most of the weekend and when I finally did I'd say the first 50 messages in there were from chicks with dicks.  No idea why but the only reason I could think of as to why tranny's are gaining so much popularity is because they are the new gay.  Gays have recieved a lot of positive exposure over the last few years and are much more "mainstream" now.  So I guess the gender benders are the next in line to be the new trend.  

[SD_Eagle5]

That's a nice Sunday surprise...you meet the girl of your dreams, you whine her, dine her, stick your hand up her skirt and you're holding a tree trunk. What are you supposed to say to that? Hey, for a chick you got some set of balls.

[Sgt PSN]

Dice. 

[Butchers Bill]

That's a nice Sunday surprise...you meet the girl of your dreams, you whine her, dine her, stick your hand up her skirt and you're holding a tree trunk. What are you supposed to say to that? Hey, for a chick you got some set of balls.

Ahh the Dice Man.   

[SD_Eagle5]

I quoted that off memory...scary

[Sgt PSN]

Bi sexual?  There is no bi sexual.  Either you suck dick........or you do not suck dick.  I mean, what do these people do, flip a coin to decide?  Heads I want hair pie, tails.............BALLS ACROSS THE NOSE. OOOHHH!

[SD_Eagle5]

I don't see how one guy lays on the beach and looks at another guys hairy ass and says "oh yeah look at him...I ain't leaving the beach until I see him yeah". And they're too sensitive...they don't know if they want to be called gays, homosexuals, fairys...I call 'em corksuckers.

[hbionic]

Bi sexual?  There is no bi sexual.  Either you suck dick........or you do not suck dick.  I mean, what do these people do, flip a coin to decide?  Heads I want hair pie, tails.............BALLS ACROSS THE NOSE. OOOHHH!

If its balls across the nose, his dick is in your eyes or you are sixty-nining him...either way, I'm gay for knowing that.

[The BIGSTUD]

Because society is sick in today's world. Even moreso now than ever because of the liberal movements that implore you to try experimentation and that bizarre and sick fantasies are perfectly ok.

or maybe it's because you can't walk into a random bar and find a transexual, so where do the people go that want one? Escort services.

[mussa]

I used to live off of 13th street in philly around south street area. walk north up 13th and you were bound to run into 6ft 5 inch black tranny. let me tell you ive been to some scary parts in philly, but having a tranny like that wink at you is fargin frightening.

it was funny after i moved out of the city, one night me, murp and my girl were leaving dirty franks and i was pretty drunk. we were just south of trannyville on 13th and I yelled out "where are all the transexuals at!!" instantly this guy walking on the street was like up that way, pointing up 13th. i was dying laughing, while murp pretty much threw me into the cab.

i don't know if Bob and Barbara's on 15th and South is still there, but they used to have cross dressing night. Unaware of this me and Murp again and some other guys showed up for a drink. Everything was fine until I go to get another drink at the bar, waiting for the bartender i noticed the ladies hands that were next to me were rather large and hairy. i scanned up to the face and noticed a large beak and unmistakable adams apple. looked at "her lady friend" and realized they were all cross dressers.  regardless our night there didn't last much longer and we made sure to note that day of the week to never go back.

[mussa]

Because society is sick in today's world. Even moreso now than ever because of the liberal movements that implore you to try experimentation and that bizarre and sick fantasies are perfectly ok.

or maybe it's because you can't walk into a random bar and find a transexual, so where do the people go that want one? Escort services.

sound pretty interested dude