Eagles Stadium Looking Worse and Worse

Started by ttllabtoof, December 14, 2006, 06:09:34 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

Rome

Seven steps for a better tomorrow for ttllabtoof:



1. Purchase gun.

2. Purchase ammunition.

3. Drive to Lincoln Financial Field.  Set up video camera.  Turn on video camera.

4. Arm weapon.

5. Cock weapon.

6. Insert weapon into mouth.

7. Pull trigger.


mpmcgraw

You have three steps in one there, chief. 

Feva

And you forgot the ironic "sell tickets to the suicide" step.  That's some shtein I'd shell out some serious coin to see.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Rome

Quote from: Billy Beane on December 14, 2006, 07:41:03 PM
You have three steps in one there, chief. 

Feel free to eliminate one and then follow through on the rest, cockface.

mpmcgraw

I am fairly certain my face does not look like a cock. 

If not Dave Spadaro would have been all over it by now.   


Diomedes

Quote from: Billy Beane on December 14, 2006, 08:03:19 PMI am fairly certain my face does not look like a cock.

Take yourself to the mirror one last time.  Dude.  You look like a cock.

Alright.  Now you can move on with your worthless life.

Chop, chop.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

SunMo

i've come to love ttallflakgj;trfih

he's only looking out for you and i, since we obviously can't do it for ourselves
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: SunMo on December 14, 2006, 08:10:28 PM
i've come to love ttallflakgj;trfih

he's only looking out for you and i, since we obviously can't do it for ourselves

We should buy him a delicious fruitcake for this most joyous of holiday seasons.

Feva

Filled with man cream.  We want him to enjoy it, don't we?
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

PhillyPhreak54

This dude is the biggest whiner ever. I wonder if he even has testicles. I seriously doubt it.

Go kill yourself, ttablosgjks80gnvkhfisgff.

MDS

Interesting. Another topic that goes nowhere. Congrats, everyone.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

SD_Eagle5

Quote from: ttllabtoof on December 14, 2006, 06:09:34 PM
Now Dallas will have a stadium that seats 80,000 with the ability to go to 100,000.  The taterskins already top 80,000.

The Eagles have less fans, therefore less noise.  But much cooler looking empty corners.

How is it this Front Office can't get anything right when it comes to normal thinking.  Forget he fact that the new Cowboys stadium will be a retractable dome too.

Missed the boat again big time.

Have fun locking this thread out to, once all of the lemmings get done posting goofy pictures.  Keep on practicing that lockstep move..............

Go cry to the city, they're the ones who decide the seating capacity of the stadium, not the Eagles.

ttllabtoof

Quote from: rjs246 on December 14, 2006, 07:27:11 PM
Would I like tickets to be cheaper? Yes.
Would I like then to be available more readily? Yes.
Am I a communist? No.
Do I understand supply and demand? Yes.
Should ttllabtoof jump off of the Walt Whitman? As many times as it takes.
Blow me, simpleton.

Its simple, the Eagles stadium holds less people so it isn't anywhere near as loud as the larger stadiums in the NFL.

And if you agree with all of my points, and still argue with them, that makes you a lemming or a farging icehole, you choose.

ttllabtoof

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on December 14, 2006, 07:38:46 PM
One step for a better tomorrow for ttllabtoof:
JeromeRIP hangs himself while masturbating for the Eagles Front Office which he loves to be farged over by.  Bend over and keep on taking it, nitwit.