Political Hippo Circle Jerk - America, farg YEAH!

Started by PoopyfaceMcGee, December 11, 2006, 01:30:30 PM

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NGM

A picture frame with cute hearts on it, an assault rifle, a bottle of wine, and a candle with a bow on it.

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things is not like the other...
Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

rjs246

Intelligence makes me hard and I'm super turned on by our President. His speech today was farging brilliant and this is just a generic snippet that illustrates his ability to defuse partisan minefields on both sides of the aisle...

QuoteBoth sides may be sincere in their views, but neither side is right. The American people are not absolutist, and they don't elect us to impose a rigid ideology on our problems. They know that we need not sacrifice our security for our values, nor sacrifice our values for our security, so long as we approach difficult questions with honesty, and care, and a dose of common sense. That, after all, is the unique genius of America. That is the challenge laid down by our Constitution. That has been the source of our strength through the ages. That is what makes the United States of America different as a nation.

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Seabiscuit36

he totally read that off a Teleprompter
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

I wonder what his credit rating is.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Seabiscuit36

"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

ATV

Yes. It doesn't matter what a person says - Only whether it was with the assistance of a teleprompter or not.

rjs246

go farg yourself and die and eat shtein and stop farging posting you clueless humorless douche go farg yourself and die and eat shtein and stop farging posting you clueless humorless douche go farg yourself and die and eat shtein and stop farging posting you clueless humorless douche go farg yourself and die and eat shtein and stop farging posting you clueless humorless douche go farg yourself and die and eat shtein and stop farging posting you clueless humorless douche go farg yourself and die and eat shtein and stop farging posting you clueless humorless douche go farg yourself and die and eat shtein and stop farging posting you clueless humorless douche go farg yourself and die and eat shtein and stop farging posting you clueless humorless douche go farg yourself and die and eat shtein and stop farging posting you clueless humorless douche go farg yourself and die and eat shtein and stop farging posting you clueless humorless douche go farg yourself and die and eat shtein and stop farging posting you clueless humorless douche go farg yourself and die and eat shtein and stop farging posting you clueless humorless douche go farg yourself and die and eat shtein and stop farging posting you clueless humorless douche go farg yourself and die and eat shtein and stop farging posting you clueless humorless douche go farg yourself and die and eat shtein and stop farging posting you clueless humorless douche go farg yourself and die and eat shtein and stop farging posting you clueless humorless douche go farg yourself and die and eat shtein and stop farging posting you clueless humorless douche go farg yourself and die and eat shtein and stop farging posting you clueless humorless douche go farg yourself and die and eat shtein and stop farging posting you clueless humorless douche go farg yourself and die and eat shtein and stop farging posting you clueless humorless douche
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: rjs246 on May 21, 2009, 12:36:59 PM
Is there a more artificial and damning measure of a person than their credit history? Credit ratings and histories were concocted by companies who want to give credit. Think about that. It's circular nonsense and now we as a society are so beholden to it that you are openly wondering what a 21 year old will do without a credit history to point to... IT'S ABSURD.

Bring on the zombies.

Nice post.

Credit ratings are a joke. I've repaired my credit from the trash heap because when I was 18-21 I was dumb and didn't care about paying bills on time. But I fixed myself and now I'm in a pretty good spot. What gets me is how each company has a different score. I subscribe to myFICO.com and Experian recently pulled the ability to monitor your credit on the site.

How can they do that? You have no way (other than the free report yearly) to monitor that report. I'm not asking for someone else's information; I want my own. I want to make sure nothing is wrong with it but some company decides that I cannot buy the info (and having to pay for it is stupid, but another argument) that they are collecting about me. What's up with that?

And good for the new card bill. Credit card companies will farg you the first chance they get.

rjs246

#12399
The worst part about all of this is that our collective reliance on credit has allowed housing and education prices to balloon out of control at rates that are laughably larger than inflation. You know, housing and education, two things that we actually need. So now buying a house and going to college are so expensive that they require everyone to be in debt for DECADES on end. Decades of paying a mortgage that is considered 'affordable' if it's only 30% of your income (pre-tax).

shtein, I went to a state school for undergrad and it cost over $80,000. That's insane. I loved Penn State but if a kid of mine ever tries to go there from out of state I'll laugh in his face.

Anyway, certain people like to wail and piss and moan about taxes, but in my opinion the ridiculously inflated housing and education prices of the past 25 years are significantly more to blame for our collective belt-tightening than a marginal 3% increase in the tax rate could ever be.

Thank you society for buying into the idea of credit. iceholes.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Sgt PSN

here's some great financial advice i learned from my grandfather when i was a kid.  i never understood it until maybe 4 or 5 years ago:

own your assets, lease your fun. 

here's another one.  it's highly overused to the point of being cliche but that doesn't make it any less valid:  if you can't pay cash for it, you probably don't need it.  the obvious exception(s) to the rule would be buying a house, a car and a bar tab. 

i wish i wouldn't have been able to get credit cards when i was 18.  dept stores handed them out like candy on halloween and i was a trick or treatin' son of a bitch.  by the time i was 20 i had close to 15 different store cards and maxed them out to the point that i couldn't afford to pay anything more than the minimum monthly payment.......which at 19% interest, is basically just paying the interest and putting almost nothing towards the actual balance.  granted, at 21 i probably wasn't that much smarter with my spending but at least i could have gotten some new credit cards to take with me to the bar and sent my credit report down the very same toilet i was puking into.  that would have been way better than blowing the money on clothes and sterio equipment. 


ATV


rjs246

Picking apart Cheney's speech.

It's fun to have someone so evil prancing around and drawing attention to himself on a regular basis.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Sgt PSN

what i don't get is that for 8 farging years when chaney was vp, we didn't even know if dude was actually alive.  we never saw him, never heard from him.  now he won't shut up and go the farg away. 

phillymic2000

#12404
Quote from: Sgt PSN on May 22, 2009, 09:41:50 PM
what i don't get is that for 8 farging years when chaney was vp, we didn't even know if dude was actually alive.  we never saw him, never heard from him.  now he won't shut up and go the farg away. 

I agree he should STFU and go away, stuff happens? Farg you dipshtein. Go crawl in a hole and die. I feel like a little quote from well, here ya go. Chaney playing the snaggle tooth mother farger.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIn0Sf-j7CI

The sign says Obama's place and he ain't sellin punk. you shot and u loss, now take ur punk ass home and brush that tooth.

top 10 movie of all time!